Hank Rutherford Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Hank

Of course, I'm still in the propane business.

Hank

[seeing Bobby meditating like a sumo] No way. No got-dang way!

Hank

Oh God, I need a hair net!

Hank Hill

Still?

Hank Hill

Well, I don't know. My toilets have given 15 years of dependable service. I'm not one of those guys who turns 40 and runs out and buys fancy new toilets.

Hank Hill

..But, unfortunately, in the real world, where things don't flush like they do in the movies...

Hank

[sees Bobby cutting the turkey] Oh my God, it's so juicy!

Hank Hill

(Looking at his birth certificate on the computer) Place of birth: New York, NY!? BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Hank Hill

(reading) "These thirty-two flags honor the birthplaces of the Alamo defenders. Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, New York..." New York?

Hank Hill

(continuing) "...they were born across America, but they died Texas heroes."

Hank Hill

The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

Hank Hill

Alright, man, get outta that Jalopy and let's talk some bui'ness!

Hank Hill

I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell outta my 'hood!

Hank Hill

You get out... your hooker stuff... of my house!

Hank Hill

Son of a... BWAAH!!

Hank Hill

Uhh...Strickland Propane, taste the...I mean, hello?