Hank Rutherford Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Hank Hill

God bless America on three...One...two...three

Gooooooood bless America!

Hank Hill

Soccer was invented by european housewives as a way to keep busy while their husbands did the cooking

Hank

[seeing that Peggy is gone, and the piñata is blown up] Where's Peggy? You bring my wife back here right now or I'm getting the manager!

Hank

I'll never get brunch!

Hank

"How's my driving?" I'll tell you. Mom, get this number down. 1-800-EAT-SH... Uh, never mind.

Hank

[seeing the clouds] Sweet Jethro Pugh.

Hank Hill

You wrecked my mower with your damn soda!

Hank

Using a saw for a weapon makes about as much sense as using a gun to cut a two-by-four. That's how my dad built my treehouse... how he cleaned it, too.

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But that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your own dreams of wood, plywood, pressed fiberboard, and, if you've got the talent, metal! Y'see, shop doesn't have to happen in any special place - as long as it's well lit, and the outlets are grounded. Because shop is bigger than any classroom, or garage, or stupid policy that makes tools illegal - it's in our hearts.

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It's a shame we have to put her in the ground.

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Bobby, you name a pet, you name a guitar, but you do not name a filthy animal!

Hank Hill

I am inducing vomiting!

Hank Hill

It's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!

Hank

So you found yourself a project. Do you get the same, uh, high I get from lawn care?