I heard you and Joe are going on your first date. Congratulations.
Joe and I are not dating. You know that. We're just really really good friends. I mean, besides, Joe is a big rock star. He can see any girl that he wants to.
Stella, for someone who's so smart, sometimes, you don’t even know what you don’t know you know.
(turns to Macy) I know I have no idea what you talking about. You know?
You are all in your head. Get out of there. When it comes to romance, you need to follow your head.
Please. The only thing that your heart has ever followed is a JONAS.
(she gasps) I protest. I admit I used to be smidge obsessed, but I have matured.
RandolphHi, Macy. I was wondering about-- Well, thinking about asking you-- Would you like to go to the basketball game with me Saturday? I mean, if you want.
(sighs) I would love to, Randolph. Meet me here at 6:00, okay?
Randolph
Great. Will you excuse me for a second? I've gotta go tell everyone in the world. Carl, Steve, Steve's brother...
I'm impressed. You have matured.
Thank you. Oh! Hey, look. There's a stain on the in the shape of Nick's face. That is not an obsession. That is a fact. Whoa whoa whoa! Step around the stain. Around.
Hi, Randolph. I got you a present. It's for you to wear on our date. Stella made it for Nick of JONAS, but I'd think you'll look really great in it.
Randolph
Wow, thanks!
And I also got you a cool... hat.
Randolph
This is a wig.
No, it's a hat. Try it on. And I think I'd like to give you a little nickname. " Randolph" just sounds so formal.
Randolph
My mom calls me "Ran."
Oh, isn't that sweet? I'm gonna call you Nick.
Randolph
Nick?
"Nick" like nickname. It;'s a joke. Our own little private joke.
Randolph
Anything for you, Macy.
See you game night, Nick. Don't take off the hat, Nick. Bye, Nick. (Randolph leaves the atrium with the present while wearing the wig)
Go, praying mantises! (he coughs)
I'm fine. I'm fine. Kick their butt-- (he continues to cough)
Mm-hmm. He said kick their butts! (tells the crowd)
Hi, guys. Can me and Nick steal these seats?
Hey, Macy. That's not Nick. That's Randolph dressed as Nick.
I meant Nick like nickname Nick. Come on, Nick. Let's go get some nachos. (they leave)
Hey, I'm really glad we're doing this. (Joe coughs) It was weird there for a while. It was like you were trying to avoid me.
Avoid you? How could I avoid you? I mean, we go to school together. We work together. (he still coughs) That was awesome. Did you see that?
I know. I just-- Still you were making it pretty impossible to keep a date
This is not one of those.
One of what? (a basketball swishes then Stella and Joe are cheering) You mean a date?
Nothing. I'm just trying to protect an important friendship.
We're not on one of those things that people go on--those things.
You mean like a date? A date.
Joe, you are being ridiculous. I mean, it's like you have a problem with us dat--
Yeah, I know. I realize that. I'm just saying it seems you'd have a problem with it if we were, which we are not. Right. If being alone with me is so traumatic for you, don't worry about it because it's never gonna happen again. (she leaves the game)
Stella, Stella, wait. Stell- (coughs)
Thought I'd listen to Kevin's advice, and have a little more school spirit. The only reason I don't come to these games because I never meet anyone like myself.
Randolph
Nachos? (he offers Nick nachos and Macy is fixing the wig)
I'll see you at home. (he leaves)
Why does romance have to be so hard? (she puts her head on Macy's shoulder)
Aw! Well, excuse me. I have no idea what you're talking about? My love is a touch of rockin' with a touch of rollin'
Randolph
Macy.
Randolph
I'm sorry. It's just not gonna work between us. Here's your Nick outfit, your Nick hat, and your Nick instruction manual you left for me. If you see me in class, just call me Randolph or Randy or Edgar really anything but Nick. (he walks away)
Aw, Mace. I'm sorry.(she hugs Macy)
(sighs) It's for the best. I just can't being seen with someone who isn't comfortable being himself.
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