Angelina quotes from Jonas

Joe

Oh! Look at her. Have you ever seen anyone so beautiful? Look at how she plays. Such passion!

Joe

Punch me in the arm so I know I’m not dreaming.

Nick

(Punches Joe in the arm very hard.)

Joe

(Grunts) Not dreaming cause that really hurt.

Kevin

Unless you're dreaming that it really hurt. So that it would make it a "dream-hurt".

Nick

(Punches Kevin in the arm very hard.) Did that dream-hurt or regular-hurt?

Kevin

(Mumbles) Not a dream-hurt.

Joe

Hi.

Hi.

Joe

Can I carry that for you?

Sure.

Joe

(grunting) Have you ever considered a forklift? So, what's your name?

Angelina.

Joe

Angelina, like angel with an "ina" on the end.

Yeah. My mom calls me Annie-bug. My little sister calls me Annie bu-banny. But most people call me Angie. What's your name?

Joe

Really?

Well, you know mine.

Joe

Joseph. Joe for short. My brothers call me danger. My mom calls me Joe-bear. But let's keep that between us because I don't want that leaking to the media.

The media? Oh! I know who you are. You're one of those brothers in that band that goes here.

Joe

Yup, JONAS me, Kevin and Nick. The guys staring right at us. (Joe points to Kevin and Nick then Angelina sees Joe's brothers so Kevin hides behind his locker and Nick waves at Angelina and she waves back) So do you want to grab something to eat sometime?

No thanks. I don't go out with rockstars.

Joe

Why? Don't you eat?

Look, you're famous. You have a posse. You probably played to thousands of screaming fans.

Joe

Tens of thousands. Isn't that cool?

Not really. I just don't go out with rock star types.

Joe

But I'm a nice rock star type.

I have orchestra. (Bell rings and she leaves to her class)

Joe

(Sad) Okay. Bye.

Kevin

So you're going out with cello girl.

Joe

No, she says because I'm a rock star, I must be some kind of jerk.

Nick

What? In my experience, girls like guys because they're rock stars.

Kevin

Sometimes, I wonder if that's the only reason girls like me. Well, that and my boyish charm. (Kevin's teeth dings and Nick shakes his head)

Joe

Guys, this is serious. I think I like her.

Kevin

Like really like her like her.?

Joe

Like really like her like her.

Kevin

Really?

Joe

Like yeah!

Nick

Then we'll help you show the sweet, down to earth panda-loving guy you really are

Joe

I do love pandas

Kevin

I love koalas. (sighs) They're so emo, and they eat all that eucalyptus so their breath is so minty fresh!

Nick

Trust me.

Kevin

I don't smell anything.

How did this magazine get in my locker?

Joe

I have no idea. (A montage of Joe is shown trying to put the magazine in the locker by shoving it, then by using the baseball bat, then by using a hammer and a garden shovel while wearing goggles and then with a toothpick and it successfully enters the locker so he leaves happily.) But take a look on the cover says "Joe of JONAS. A regular guy there's a picture of me bowling in rental shoes, size 9 regular.

Regular people don't have have their faces on the cover of magazines.

Joe

Stella! This is my friend, Stella. We've been best friends since I was three. Stella, can you tell her what a regular I am?

Stella

Macy, why don't you tell her?

Macy

I--I-- I don't know who you are, mister. I don't know that you're a giant rock star and wear size 9 regular bowling shoes. Leave me alone!

Stella

Classic Macy, I can't to tell-- no phone. (whispers) No life.

Joe

This isn't going well for me, is it?

Look, Joe, last year I went out with a guy who was also a star. He was a champion mathlete and all I would do was replace the batteries in his calculators and sharpen his pencils.

Joe

I would never be like that. I hate calculators and I don't have a pencil.

I just don't think it wouldn't work out between us. (She closes her and leaves)

Joe

But I like like you.

Mr. Phelps

Fortissimo.

Joe

Excuse me. Hi, I'd like to join the orchestra.

Mr. Phelps

I'm sorry, I don't allow late adds to the orchestra. You'll get no v.i.p treatment here, young man. Unless.

Joe

Unless?

Mr. Phelps

Well, there is one particular percussion instrument for which I've trying to find a sucker (chuckles) candidate.

Joe

Lay it on me. They don't call me danger for nothing.

(whispers) What are you doing here?

Joe

I just came over to say hi. Hi

Did you join the orchestra, just so you could flirt with me.

Joe

Of course not.

It's one thing to ask me out in the hallway and not take no for an answer but I'm serious about my music and you're interrupting the whole orchestra. I don't want to go out with you!

Joe

Man, I wish that song was three seconds longer.

Joe

I rock the triangle so hard. You're welcome.

Nick

Cello girl, 4:00

Hi, Joe.

Joe

Hi

Your solo was amazing. Sorry I was kind of a snob there.

Joe

Do snobs eat chocolate tacos? We're gonna go grab some.

Chocolate tacos? They're my favorite!

Joe

Mine too.

Kevin

They're not your favorite. They're my favorite.

Kevin

Remember what Teenster magazine said?

Kevin

Never mind. It hurts too much to care.