Dad quotes from Jonas

Your mother was the twenty third love of my life.

Kevin

No way.

Joe

Wow!

I was walking down the isle of the school bus and passed twenty-two girls before I saw your mom.

Oh, hey. The first Christmas in the firehouse.

Joe

Do you remember when grandma burnt those cookies and we had to call the fire department?

Nick

Yeah, and then our phone rang.

Man, time goes by so fast.

Joe

(wipes eyes with tissue.)

Nick

Are you crying?

Joe

What? No. A bug flew into my eye.(Looks over at Kevin.) Are you crying?

Kevin

Yes.

Last time I saw you, you were wearing your alien ninja costume. I didn’t think you ever took it off!

Got it on under the shirt, sir.

Wear it proudly. You know Joe still wears his dinosaur underwear.

Joe

That was one time... including today.