Nick Lucas quotes from Jonas

Nick

Have you guys tried sweat pants? There's a lot more... wiggle room.

Nick

Didn’t you tell him we don’t have time for songs? Put the guitar down and turn the lights back on.

Joe

So what's her name?

Nick

Who's name?

Kevin

The girl you're crushin' on.

Nick

What are you guys, 11? I think it's Jenny... or Penny (looks at the ceiling).

Joe

Nick, you always fall, too hard, too fast. It’s like you meet a girl, and boom, instant love. And boom you get dumped. And boom broken heart. And me and Kevin are there picking up the pieces.

Kevin

Aw, it’s Nick’s broken heart.

(Pretend cries.)

Nick

That happened like, one time.

(In unison.) Six times.

Nick

Okay, whatever, but I'm taking things nice and slow (closes locker and walks away).

Kevin

There were like 100 pictures of her in his locker, weren't there? Well that's what we thought.

Nick

Seriously? How did you get to the oldest?

Kevin

Nick, I’m not really this old. It’s a wig, and mustache taped to my face!

Oh, hey. The first Christmas in the firehouse.

Joe

Do you remember when grandma burnt those cookies and we had to call the fire department?

Nick

Yeah, and then our phone rang.

Man, time goes by so fast.

Joe

(wipes eyes with tissue.)

Nick

Are you crying?

Joe

What? No. A bug flew into my eye.(Looks over at Kevin.) Are you crying?

Kevin

Yes.

Joe

That’s for me! I ordered pizza!

Nick

That’s for me. I ordered pizza.

Kevin

That’s for me, I ordered pizza!

Joe

I miss her.

Kevin

Enough to sing about?

Nick

Oh yeah.

Joe

(Walks in the room with sunglasses on.) Hey Nick, do these sunglasses make my head look fat?

Nick

No. Your fat head makes your head look fat.

Kevin

You read my e-mails?

Only the ones you’ve opened.

Nick

I told you “Kevin’s password” wasn’t a good password.

Nick

You have something on your head.

Joe

(Reaches for head and take notepaper off his head.) “Guys, I decided to go home early.”

Nick

(Sounding excited.) Carl went home?

Joe

“Sorry this didn’t work out. I know I can be really annoying sometimes.”

Kevin

You can be really annoying, Joe.

Joe

I’m still reading the note.

Kevin

Oh, sorry.

Joe

“The only cool thing about me is that I know you guys.

Kevin

Joe, don’t say that. You have really cool hair.

Joe

Still reading.

Kevin

I said dogs could hear it. I didn’t say dogs would like it.

Nick

Whose dog was that anyway?

Joe

I don’t know, but he just left a review of Kevin’s guitar playing in the corner.

Nick

She got a frog in her throat.

Kevin

There’s a bug going around.

Nick

No. She was swimming in a swamp and got an actual frog in her throat.

Nick

Then there’s no symptoms of vertigo of nausea?

Kevin

No, no. I just got really dizzy then I puked.

Nick

Good lungs. And if she can carry a tune, Kevin can help her sound awesome.

Kevin

Besides how bad could she be?

Stella

Ok, one time during a softball game, she was singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," and they called animal control because they thought there was an injured manatee on the field. A manatee!

Kevin

[Struming guitar] Manatees. You know the way we treat these friendly cow-people of the sea... says a lot about the way we treat each other.

Nick

Didn't you tell him we don't have time for songs? Put the guitar down and turn the lights back on. [Kevin sat down, putting his guitar down as the lights turned on] Thank you.

Nick

Ruining all our the clothes, messing up Stella’s date, I think somebody needs to be taught a lesson.

Kevin

If all that fancy talkin’ means having fun with Joe, then I am so in!