Stone quotes from Jonas

Dennis

Stone and his crew are so chill. Once they see you with me, you'll be part of the family. Yo, Stone! What's the haps, man?

Stone

I know you. You're from that band, right?

Nick

Nick from JONAS.

Stone

Stone from the ocean.

Macy

Wait, do that again. I want to get this for the site.

Stone

Anything for you, photo fox.

Macy

I take photos.

Stone

Shirts off, right?

Macy

Uh, it's the beach.

Nick

All right.

Stone

So what brings you to my shredquarters, Nick?

Nick

We're here for the summer. We're taking in the sights.

Stone

All right, all right. Hey, you want a fish taco? You want a fish taco. Guys, dos fish tacos-- one for Nick and one for his friend-girlfriend.

Macy

- We're just--

Nick

Whoa, she's not-- Macy runs our website.

Stone

Yeah? Well, I've got a Web empire. I use it to spread my message. It's all about easy livin', saving the ocean. And if you want to be cool, buy my stuff.

Dennis

Yeah, that's where I score my stone juice. That's what a guava will get you, right, bro?

Stone

And for you it's on the house.

Macy

Oh.

Nick

Well, see, we're more about our fans than selling stuff.

Stone

That's Noble. Hey, maybe I could interest you In a position on my website, Working closely with me, of course.

Nick

She's gonna pass.

Macy

I am?

Nick

You're way too busy with the JONAS site.

Macy

No. No, I'm not. We're on vacation.

Nick

Where did you get that idea?

Macy

From you this morning. You said I was offline.

Stone

Amigos, I don't want to make waves, Just want to ride 'em. But if you change your mind, Here's my card. Dudes, what's the E.T.A. on those tacos?

Nick

Thank you.

Macy

Thanks.

Dennis

It's cool. I ate at home.

Stone

Okay, rule number one, if you work for me, You've got to learn how to surf.

Macy

Oh, I'm in.

Stone

All right, so stand like that. Now remember, your shoulders are your steering wheel, so just keep it loose.

Nick

Oh, hey.

Macy

What are you doing here?

Nick

You want to work for a surfer? Well, I'm a surfer.

Macy

No, you're not, Nick. You've never surfed in your life.

Nick

How hard could it be?

Stone

Dude, I make surfing look easy because I'm great. Now you make being a rock star look easy because it is. Get the difference?

Nick

We'll see, dude.

Macy

What are you doing?

Stone

Is that dude always this crazy?

Macy

No, never.

Stone

You must bring it out in him.

Macy

Nick! Are you okay? (Nick is coughing while Macy help him)

Nick

Stone was right. Surfing's hard.

Macy

What has gotten into you?

Nick

This whole stone thing got me thinking.

Macy

About what?

Nick

You just seem different this summer-- good different.

Macy

Yeah, I guess I'm not that crazy fan girl anymore.

Nick

Look, Macy, if you want to go work for Stone, I have no right to stand in your way. In fact I don't think I can stand. I'm just worried that if you do go work for him, we won't be able to spend as much time together.

Macy

Oh. Wow. You know what? I think I'm gonna pass on this whole Stone Stevens thing, so that should free me up for some hanging out time.

Nick

Cool.

Macy

Okay.

Nick

Ow. (tries to stand)

Macy

Oh, okay.

Nick

Could we start by hanging out here?

Macy

Sounds good.