Jolyne Kujo quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

I'm gonna throw it!

Jolyne

Good grief. You've never actually thrown a ball before, have you?

Ermes

HAH! Easy to tell, too! You probably only know what a ball is from that chica’s memories!

Jolyne

What is your game?

My name is Miraschon, FE26789 is my prisoner number. I'm saying you're at 87 throws, right? Your little game of catch, I'm willing to bet that it won't last 100 throws..

Just trying to kill time.

Jolyne

(affected by Land Ranger’s Stand) I... I don't know why this happened so suddenly, but, uh, You know it could happen to anyone! Even the pope probably doesn't have control over this!

Weather Report

What are you talking about?

Jolyne

: You know, There's that thing, "number 1" and "number 2", has to do with bowel movements, the one that starts with a p!! I might do it in my pants! I'm really glad it's not "number 2", but it's still a natural urge! It must have something to do with zero-gravity. If we don't solve this, it's gonna be bad, in a different sense!

What's the opposite of coffee? Something's that's not coffee...

Jolyne Kujo

(beat) ..Tea?

Right! Tea! Atroe's body says it wants to drink coffee, so I'm gonna ask for tea.v

Look at me, Jolyne. This is my spirit. This is my intellect. I was alive.

Jolyne

I'm going to get your disc back from the priest! Your Foo Fighters disc! Then you can come back!

But that will probably be another Foo Fighters. It probably won't be me. This is me. This is me saying goodbye.

Jolyne

I'm inside a hole at the hospital! Ermes is on a commercial plane that crashed years ago! I'm on a fighter jet! We're about to crash! Search for ways to help us!

...What?

Jotaro

Did he dodge the spear...?! But how..?

Jolyne

He's not just trying to get away... It can't be... Did he find out something that we shouldn't have let him know find out...?! The way to complete his ability...

You were the ones who have been pushing me. Ever since you were in prison, you have been aiding me. Our Father, who art in Heaven, guide me... Watch over me. so I may not walk the wrong path... I will give myself to your will. I can feel it!

I can sense the position! When Jotaro threw the spear, I felt it... his actions directed me the right way! The ones who were pushing me to 'Heaven' were the Joestars!

Jotaro

Star Platinum! I'll smash you in! You pissed me off.

DIO

The World! Stop, time! Time to finish this! It's a steamroller! I'll smash you flat!

Jolyne

How many throws? 1000 throws!

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Jolyne) Next you'll say: "Good grief..."

Jolyne

Good grief... (gasps)