Weather Report quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jolyne

(affected by Land Ranger’s Stand) I... I don't know why this happened so suddenly, but, uh, You know it could happen to anyone! Even the pope probably doesn't have control over this!

Weather Report

What are you talking about?

Jolyne

: You know, There's that thing, "number 1" and "number 2", has to do with bowel movements, the one that starts with a p!! I might do it in my pants! I'm really glad it's not "number 2", but it's still a natural urge! It must have something to do with zero-gravity. If we don't solve this, it's gonna be bad, in a different sense!

Weather Report

I see... Guess it could be useful for fixing joint and back pains... becoming a snail, that is. But if you don't want it to happen to you, Anasui... You shouldn't touch those snails... or the rainbows, either.

Is this your fault, Weather?! What the fuck are you doing?!

I already know all about it. This phenomenon, turning anything, man or beast, into snails... As long as I know the reason for it...

Huh?

I have nothing to fear!!

When I took your memory from you, back in 1988... I managed to find out the way I can overcome this phenomenon!

Weather Report

B... Bastard!

N...No way...! He was hiding under that mass of snails! You! Pucci!!!

(What?! The snails... From the car window?!)

So, you touched it. Then, it's all over for you. You should have stayed out of my business... And away from Jolyne Cujoh. You could have peacefully waited for your sentence to end... Well, I suppose I could leave you... All of you will eventually die as snails, anyway. Besides me and Weather, of course...