JonathanGuess you came back from his time in Hell, Dio.
Oh, JoJo, you're alive? Then am to assume that you defeated my two knights, then.
Zombie bodyguard 1: Dio! Give the word, and he'll be pile of flesh!
Zombie bodyguard 2: Let my fangs make an impression on him!
Jonathan
Dio!
No. He is mine! Know this JoJo, I find no pleasure in finishing you myself. We grew up together in the same house, so the thought of turning you into a undead thing is unsatisfying. That's why I sent my two knights to kill you. But it seems I've indulged you. As emperor, I must not show weakness of any kind. Therefore, I shall slaughter you without hesitation!
Jonathan
I agree! I will feel no guilt over killing you!
But one question. Whatever happened to that mustached charlatan who was with you? Where'd he gone off to?
Jonathan
Dio, it shames me as a gentleman to say this, but I cannot hold back these feelings. I, Jonathan Joestar, hate you with every fiber of my being! Vengeance consumes me now! I swear I will kill you!
Jonathan
Dire!
DDie
JoJo, stand back. I have prior claim to avenge. Zeppeli was a dear friend of mine for over two decades. Dio! For taking his life, I will sent you to the bowels of Hell!
Fascinating. Within years, humans can train themselves to float in midair...But in one night, I have surpassed even a guru! Wryyyyy! Do you think you can defeat me with such lethargic movements?
DDire
I've caught you, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
(Dire attempts his attack. However...)
Useless, Useless, useless!
DDire
(his body is frozen from the neck down) I can't move!
You imbecile! Did you think for a moment that you could stand up to me? Nothing awaits you here but a mongrel's death! So let's give them a show!
[shatters Dire.]
JoJo, it's your turn to face oblivion!
[Dio gets hit with a rose to the eye]
DDire
Those Hamon-filled rose thorns do sting a bit. Ha, ha.
Insect! How you dare you! How dare you wound my face!
Really? The “Let’s do battle” stance? You’re not serious. No matter how you prepare, human ability is extremely limited and finite. Your Hamon training avails you nothing. It's USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, UUUSSSEELLLESSS!! A MERE MONKEY COULD NEVER DEFEAT A LION!!! In comparison to my power, you are but a MERE MONKEY, JOJO!
Jonathan
You’re wrong! With true conviction, the human race can overcome anything! Let me demonstrate to just what heights a human being can rise!
A zombie's all you'll ever be!
Jonathan
(after setting his fists on fire) Which one of us will fall!? We'll find out soon enough!
JoJo... if it wasn't for you, I never would have received the power of the Stone Mask... But at the same time, it was your damnable meddling that cost me world domination! If there truly a god pulling the strings, then it is no coincidence our paths intersect. That our two existences are to be one. Thus I shall take your body, only man I respect, and live out eternity with it! That is my destiny! You will feel no pain. That is my final gift to you!
Jonathan
Argh.. those eyes of his! This isn't good!
Live on as my body, JoJo!
[Dio fires two beams from his eyes, piercing Jonathan's neck.]
Jonathan
Erina...
Jonathan
If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.
WZWill A. Zeppeli
Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!
HUH? What's that big thing on your head?
Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!
That hairstyle is the worst...
I'll burn that stupid hair up!
A hairstyle fit for a peasant.
We can talk about your stupid hair later.
What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!
My hair is more refined than yours.
I'll cut your hair into something more proper.
That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.
I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!
Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.
Your hair's not that GREAT.
Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?
I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...
My hair is more elegant than yours.
BBruno
What a dreary hairstyle.
That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!
I've seen drag queens with better hair!
You pompadour-styled pig!
Johnny (sarcastic): That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.
What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!
The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
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