JonathanHe's been watching us for a while now.
Jonathan
Oh, noth—
Signor Joestar, I presume? And the lass by your side must be Signora Erina Pendleton.
Jonathan
Who are you!?
You survived the Stone Mask! Not many can claim that!
[He hits Jonathan in the stomach, causing him to kneel over.]
That's it... Breathe out every last ounce of air in your lungs!
Why? He was wounded already, you cad!
stranger: I knocked the wind out of him, but he'll thank me for it.
Jonathan (while his body full heals): What!? What's happening to my body!? My arm!
Baron Zeppeli, at your service. Courage alone will not defeat the stone mask.
Jonathan
The compound fracture in my arm... it barely hurts anymore! I can even lift this heavy rock!
Jonathan
What did you do!? Who... No, what are you!?
One question at a time, JoJo. It's nothing I did. Your breath quelled your pain on its own. Achoo!
Jonathan
Why did you do this!? How do you even know my- (Zepelli is no where to be seen) He's gone.
What part of "one question at a time" eluded you? Follow me, amigo, and I shall show you. But know this, what you are about to see will change your destiny forever!
Jonathan
Why did we stop?
Jonathan
Keep an eye out! Sunlight can't protect us in here!
[Speedwagon screams seeing the cabman dead with a severed horse head on his shoulders.]
Jonathan
Is it Dio? It has to be him.
Listen, both of you. Step away from the horses.
[Jack emerges from the body of one of the headless horses]
What in the blue hell?! That crazy blighter's inside a horse! Good God! This one's mad as a hatter! Dio's evil, yeah, but I ain't seen him jump out of any animal so far!
Jonathan
He must be gathering minions, and who knows how many he might have!
Stand aside, my young friends. I'll do the fighting. He is a zombie. They must feed on living flesh to survive. However, they are in constant thrall to their master, not unlike marionettes.
Oh, you lads is both as white as a sheet. All the blood is drained from your faces. Maybe I should cut off those useless heads of yours, and watch it spray out of you necks? (stabs a knife into his face) Now, you milted corpses-to-be, prepare for the carnage!
Tell me, what's his next move? You must think as he does. JoJo, this strategy will serve you in good stead. Ask yourself, what would be the most advantageous thing for my foe to do next? Him, for example. If he blocks off the tunnel's entrance, we can't retreat into the sunlight!
(Jack grabs the carriage)
Just as I predicted, he's blocked our retreat!
Jonathan
Speedwagon, jump!
[Jack forces knives out from his body.]
Jonathan
Knives are coming out of him!
Baron Zeppeli, you didn't say nothin' about fighting a pincushion!
Hamon Cutter! I'm afraid your blades are rather dull compared by Hamon Cutter.
Jonathan
I found you, zombie! Stone wall will not protect you! SENDO HAMON...OVERDRIVE! (channels his Hamon through the wall)
Turn the corner so I can feast on you! (Gets hit by Hamon, knocking him back as his body dissolves)
It seems you've passed the test with flying colors, JoJo. Boreas has fathered another Viking!
Jonathan
What happened?!
Uh, well, Speedwagon has been begging me to share in your power. I meant to help him create just a little bit of Hamon as I did that first day with you. It seems I was too rough. Did my finger slip? Un migliaio di scuse (A thousand excuses), my dear Speedwagon.
Speedwagon (groaning): In English, please
[Chasing after Poco.]
That sounded wonderful, JoJo. I see you've learned the Overdrive well.
Jonathan
So I should stand here, right?
No, try two paces to the left. Two pounds say I'm right.
Huh? What just shocked me!?
[The boy is grabbed by Jonathan]
Jonathan
Something's wrong with this boy. Did I overdo it with my Hamon?
No, It's not just him. Look around us.
Jonathan
This is-
[Zombies grab their legs]
Seems like we're the "nice catch" here. The boy must have been hypnotized.
The sun has set... You will not live to see another!
Zeppeli You must be Dio Brando,wsp my nga. Jonathan and Speedvagon told me about you. To the mask you have in your possession, I say this...I will break you!
Hey, bambino! Do you really want to fight on such uneven footing? Get down here!
Insect, who do you think you are? I am the pinnacle of all creation... To mere men, I am but a god to them... Do you believe I would lower myself to match a mere man? (projects his hatred as a shockwave that nearly knocks Zepelli off his feet)
Zeppeli I was nearly knocked down with a burst of pure hate. Already this Dio has the presence of tyrant!
Dio(showing off the last of his injuries): The injuries from my battle with JoJo are gone, save for this! Come, charlatan, and relinquish your blood to remove this last imperfection.
Tell me...To undo your injuries, how many innocent lives did you consume?
I do not know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?
Jonathan
DIEGO!!!
This whelp is a champion of his time. He will make good practice in the art of war.
Zombie: This is one's flesh is mine! Oh yes! I already taste his cartilage!
Jonathan
Another Zombie?!
He is our prey! Be away with you, you glutton! (knocks the zombie away)
Jonathan
(thought) He moves at infernal speed!
Milord Dio! This whelp's courage intrigues me! Allow me to face him in solo combat and strike him down!
[During the fight with the Dark Knight Bruford]
This is itǃǃ The coup de gras -- I shall slice off your head and bathe myself in your life-giving blood!
[Bruford swings his sword at Jonathan.]
Jonathan
I THINK NOT!ǃ HWAAAHHǃ
[Jonathan stops Bruford's sword with his foot.]
Jonathan
Water's not the only thing that conducts Hamonǃ METAL SILVER OVERDRIVEǃǃ
[Disarms Bruford]
Amazing! He channeled Hamon through Bruford's sword and hoist his pinard!
Jonathan
How my heart resonates! I'm pulsing with heat and life! My very blood is a symphony within me!
[beats the living crap out of Blueford]
Jonathan: SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVEE!!
He did it! 'Bout time we heard the crackle of Hamon!
Jonathan
(Monolongue) Bruford...For a moment, I felt something a miss. His past only complicates his current state. Take heart, JoJo. That man is no longer here. He's a zombie who intends to spread his evil! You must be the one to stop him!
I am the Black Knight Bruford! It will take more than pain to stop me!
Jonathan
A moment ago, you said this pain was nothing. That means… pain is something you can feel again.
The flowers, they’re blooming all around him. Even now, the Hamon ravages the evil that animates Bruford’s long dead corpse. You see, the long-forgotten pain came back. Only humans know that sort of ache. Observe, my dear Speedwagon. His zombie body succumbs to the Hamon, but his noble soul is redeemed in the process.
I have now reached a bizarre peace. I no longer resent this world... How ironic that I granted life anew, only to be struck down with gratitude to the one who fell me a second time... And now I shall return to my true master...I would like to know the name of he who bested me. Would you do me that honor?
BBlueford
Your name, please.
Jonathan
Jonathan Joestar.
Sir Jonathan... I leave you this sword, given to me by my precious Queen, and the word engraved upon it: luck. [Bruford uses his blood to add a 'P' to the beginning of the word 'luck' engraved onto his sword.] But first, let me affix my own benediction: pluck.
[Bruford dies.]
Jonathan
Sir Bruford!
Jonathan
Rest in peace, Bruford. You've earned it. Such irony! Such a bizarre fate! Why did I have to kill him to save his soul!? Even sent to his death cursing the world, he had such pride! He had such a noble heart! But he had no say in being dragged back by Dio, and the power of the stone mask! I shall them both to Hell before the dawn breaks!
Jonathan
Tarukus!
[Taruku smashes Burford's armor]
Jonathan
You villain! That was the armor of a steadfast friend and comrade! He died with honor and dignity!
HE DIED LIKE A SPINELESS DOG! He was too clever by half, liked winning his fights by thinking. I just hit ‘em until they fall to pieces! What use have I got for clever? I carry a sword as tall as a man! None of you will get an easy death! UYYYURRY!
(Thought while crawling through a window) Those monsters said they'll attack the village. If that JoJo guy dies, no one will be able to stop them! What if they hurt Sis? I have to protect her no matter what! (Outloud as he gets inside) Sis! I'm standing up to them now!
Jonathan
Stay back! He'll kill you!
Uyyyurry! Stay out of this fight you brat!
[Knocks Poco to a wall after Jonathan pulled him back.]
That hurt a lot... But I'm still in one piece... (pulls the lever, letting Speedwagon and Zeppeli in) I did good, right?
You did well, Poco. Go get him, Zeppeli! Show the bastard what for!
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