Joseph quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

This is nothing like the Polnareff of a moment ago.

It's like his emotions change on a dime.

More like he's got two brains, and the one downstairs suddenly started calling the shots.

What the hell is this?!

Hmm? I might as well... what now? I'm sorry, my hearing isn't exactly what it once was. Run that by me one more time, will ya?

It's coal tar! That was your plan all along! It wasn't to suffocate me, you were trying to keep me from moving! But how?! How did you know there was coal tar in there?!

With my Stand's power, Hermit Purple, told me everything!

You drew a map with Hermit Purple?! That's how you found a tar?! A map out of incense ashes?!

Yeah! Now I think even a glorified pimple like you should see the difference in our fighting experience. "When your opponent starts boasting, he's already lost." That, shrew, is a line from my wilder days. Like a fine wine, I guess I just get better with age! And now! A Stand will defeat another Stand! Next you'll say, "Please, stop it! I beg you!"

PLEASE, JUST STOP IT! I BEG YOU! AH!

This will hurt me as much as it hurts you, but children can't depend on their parents forever! Once you've grown up... (Leaps to pull at Empress, ripping the Stand to pieces) You've got to learn to live on your own! Now, then. I wonder where that thing Stand user is hiding.

You mean...we already beat the Stand User?

You hit the nail on the head.

Ba-dum-tss!

If that's how you're going to be, then it's your loss, young lady.

What?! Sh-Shit...!

Weren't you listening to us earlier? You've been caught between us the whole time! Magnets are attracted to each other, you know! It's too late to do anything about it now! By getting between us is your biggest blunder!

There's no way she can hear you, Mr. Joestar. She's already lost consciousness. And all the magnetic forces crushed her and it's very likely that she snapped more than a few bones in the process.

Alright, where do we get that breakfast are we talking about?

Yes, a wonderful idea. All this running around has made me rather honery.

Is it really only 9 AM?

Damn you...piece of shit...

Shut your mouth!

You mean-

Hol Horse

(furious) Damn it, Polnareff! You lowdown, dirty son of a... You were cluing 'em in! You’ve pissed me off for the last time! I've just about had enough of you! Now, die!

What's he doing here?!

Hol Horse

Why? You idiot, you had to sneeze?

Before I forget... what to do with you, you button-mashing jerk?

Oh, shit! Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? Right?

Jotaro

You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind?

Jotaro

Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.

Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?

Then... your left?

You're... not gonna use both, are you?

Are you going to do the "Ora Ora" thing?!

*annoyed* YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD...!

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Terrence T. D'Arby: Out of Commission!

[feeling the baby] Josuke... this is a girl.

Josuke

Yeah, you can tell if it's a boy or a girl by feeling between the legs.

[cuts his hand] Josuke... if this kills me, please give my regards to your mother. I am quite old, after all.

Josuke

What the hell are you doing?

Adding color to the water so that we can trace the baby.

Josuke

Why would he do this for a baby, for someone he doesn't even know?

I just wanted to look cool, in front of my boy.

I've never, Kars! Never have I hated someone from the bottom of my heart!

Kars

You scum... Don't be so enraged...

Here, over here! I don't want you to not notice me standing riiight here~

Wamuu

Stop. A human's life is short anyways. Don't rush to your death.

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Jonathan) Next you’ll say: “Wh-What was that for?! How dare you!”

Jonathan

Wh-what was that for?! How dare you! (gasps)

(to Josuke 4) Next you'll say: "If you don't move, I'm going to seriously distort your face..."

If you don't move, I'm going to seriously distort your face... (gasps)

(to Giorno) Next you'll say: "My resolve will open the way!"

My resolve will open the way! (gasps)

(to Jolyne) Next you'll say: "Good grief..."

Jolyne

Good grief... (gasps)