Joseph quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Caesar

(While playing cards) I saw that, JoJo. Deal the cards right. Only cowards cheat.

Huh? Whatever do you -- [Caesar grabs his wrist]

Caesar

Deal the cards properly, Joestar, or play elsewhere! [Caesar shakes Joseph's wrist, causing about a dozen cards to start spilling out of his sleeve]

Huh... fancy that. Well, that didn't work!

Caesar

Pathetic. You should be ashamed that you have to resort to cheating and gimmicks to beat me!

You really are serious about cleanliness... [he pulls Caesar's leg onto the table, where we can see something placed on top of his shoe] This mirror is spotless!

Caesar

STOP PROVOKING ME, JOESTAR!

OH, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!

Wamuu

Become stronger before you decide to face the mighty Wamuu again, child. That way, you can be worthy of my time as I destroy you with honor.

Wamuu

It seems there that was the only one to use Hamon here.

Kars

Let's go.

Cough cough cough. Over here, look... right here. I'd appreciate it if you guys would notice that I'm here.

.....

OH MY GOD! What was I thinking a month. I should have asked for a year.

Caesar

Jojo, a bit of advice: Stop screwing around and grow up!

Esidisi

What a piercing gaze you've developed! But when somebody gives me a challenging look, they're asking for death.

"Victory is assured before the battle is even fought."

Esidisi

Joseph, the next line you'll say is, "I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face!" Watch.

I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face! Wha? Wait a second, you can't do that! That's my trick!

Esidisi

You said, "Victory is assured before the battle is even fought." Well, it's true..True..TRUE!

Esidisi

Are you really laughing as I'm about to deal you an excruciating death? Have you been driven completely insane by the fear?

Well, let's see here. You'll notice my arms are folded and my eyes are closed, so this laugh would be one of victory, Esidisi. You're the loser here today because for the last 2000 years, you have been asleep at the wheel.

Esidisi

I lost?! What do you mean by that?!

Oh, really? You don't get it? You can't read me as clearly as you thought you could? Let me help you understand just how badly you've underestimated me. You said that your plans went deep, well, they didn't go nearly as deep as mine. While you were snoozing for the past 2000 years, humans have progressed. During the 18th and 19th centuries, Legerdemain, or sleight of hand became a very popular form of entertainment. I'm a really big fan of myself. Illusion is my thing!

Esidisi

But... I cut all those strings! I cut them! It can't be!

I'd say the rope magic worked. I laid my trap carefully, so that even if the string was cut, it would still function. A simple trick. What you’re going to say next is: “My veins will move faster than your pathetic Hamon can possibly go!” Now!

Esidisi

My veins will move faster than your pathetic Hamon can possibly go!

Now feel the beat of my Hamon Overdrive!

Esidisi

I can't... I can't... You're only a human. I am the evolved one, the highest life form! I will not be beaten! Now that you've pushed me too far!

Esidisi's body is shooting some kind of strange energy. That must come from living for Millennia. Die already! Die with the power of life you stole from thousands of innocent human beings! My instructor, I thank you for torturing me. Mille Grazie to you, Loggins.

Hey, Suzie Q.

What the hell!?

There's a stranger on the island!

It's me, Jojo!

So, what you think?

Weird lips.

Well, if we fall madly in love with each other, you can kiss these lips as much as you want.

In your dreams!

I swear to avenge your death, Caesar! Your spirit is with me! (seeing blood leaking from the cross-shaped stone that crushed Caesar minutes before they entered the hotel) Blood. His blood. This is...where he fell. Caesar...

Lisa Lisa

*breaks down in tears* Caesar...

CAAAAEEESAAAAAAAARRR!!!!

They were deep in enemy territory. Kars and Wamuu were very nearby, but the two simply couldn't help themselves. JoJo called out Caesar's name. Lisa Lisa's tears flowed freely. But their heartbroken cries of grief were answered only by a cold silence. Caesar...was gone. As they mourned him, they took solace in one simple fact: Though his body had died, his soul would live on through them. Rest in peace... Caesar Zeppeli.

Where are you going? (to Joseph) Don't you think females deserve to be punished?

You're the one who's about to be punished. And your time is up. Hamon is coursing through you.

Don't be ridiculous, I'm not-- (His body starts to dissolve) AAARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Next, you're going to say, "Don't dishonor our battle, JoJo."

Wamuu

Don't dishonor our battle, JoJo! Huh!?

Wamuu

So it is finally over now, JoJo.

It is.

Wamuu

You took revenge for Caesar.

Yes, I did.

Wamuu

Then go ahead. Finish it.

I WILL!!!!!!

Wamuu

What is going on?

That smoke isn't from the flaming oil. It's coming from your wounds. The Hamon from your arms spread through you. Every part of you is infected now. You are dissolving. I can only imagine the agony you feel. I can't prevent you from dying now. But there's this. My blood can at least ease your pain.

Wamuu

Why do you want to shame me? I have made peace with myself. Stop! I don't need pity from you!

Is that what you think? That this is done out of pity for you? No. Why didn't you destroy Caesar's bubble of blood that carried his bandana and ring, knowing very well that they posed a serious threat to you? Was that pity?

Wamuu

It was because the man was a worthy and noble warrior. He deserved to be honored for that.

What you'll say next is, "JoJo, you can't mean..."

Wamuu

JoJo, you can't mean...

Yes, I do, Wamuu. The honor you showed my friend, Caesar's warrior spirit, had earned your respect. So in return, I wanted to find a way to honor your warrior spirit. My blood is a tribute to you.

Wamuu

You beat me, JoJo. And as a warrior, it would now appear that you stand taller than I do.

Kill the bastard!

Wamuu! Why do that?

Wamuu

I am Wamuu. Although sworn to Lord Kars, I will not allow the vampires to attack you. It's not because of sentiment. I told Caesar this as well. To me, only the strong truly existed. Victory was the single quality to be admired. I existed only according to my own code of honor. JoJo, please understand. To me, immortality was something utterly important and trivial. All that has ever mattered to me was living up to my code. And now, I desire that you should drink the antidote. You must do it before I dissolve completely away.

You won't see it, though.

Wamuu

I don't need eyes, words, or a horn. I will know it. What matters is that you do it.

Wamuu

I have no regrets. I am glad I was able to witness your growth as a warrior. Perhaps the reason I lived these thousands of years was so that I could meet you at the end. Farewell to you, warrior JoJo... (Dissolves to dust)

Wamuu became one with the wind. JoJo gave his opponent one final salute. Though no tears fell, they had shared a silent song. They had shared a warrior's affinity.

Kars

*making guitar noises while playing with Lisa Lisa's legs*

You utter bastard!

One all-or-nothing gambit!

Stroheim

All-or-nothing gambit, you say!?

Yeah! It's my final move!

Stroheim

What does it involve?

JoJo, when you say 'final move', you're not referring to THAT, are you?

Listen up! This is something you've got to do for yourselves!

Stroheim

Just tell me what to do and I'll follow your lead, JoJo!

Hmmmhmmhmmmhmmhmmm... (Grabs the Super Aja while running off) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVEEEESSS!!!!

Jotaro

Why are you such an annoying bitch?

Okay~, I dunno~!

Jotaro! How dare you talk to your mother that way! And Holly, stop smiling at him, you'll only encourage it!

OKAY!