Pauly D quotes from Jersey Shore

Pauly D

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle; it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

Pauly D

[about J-Woww] She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.

Pauly D

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I don't wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business...so. You light it up and then you move on and at the end of the night, you see who you end up with.

Pauly D

They're cool girls. They're smart and everything, but they want to hook up just as well, but I think it will take a couple of times seeing them to hook up. They're not, like, whores.

Pauly D

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

Pauly D

Through the scuffle, Snooks gets hit in the face again. Poor girl...she needs to take some karate classes or somethin'. She needs self defense. Somebody's got to teach her how to fight or duck.

Pauly D

[about the cold rain in Rhode Island] Can't stand this weather. Ya can't get tanned in this weather, ya can't creep in this weather, you can't do anything... girls don't come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

Pauly D

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 mph on the highway on a street bike...it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

Pauly D

We noticed beached whales at the beach...oh no, I'm sorry, it was Angelina and her friend Gina.

Pauly D

Rocio seems mad cool, she's definitely not a ho, she's definitely not a stalker...she's cool.

Pauly D

This guy definitely wrote down a fake number 'cause who the hell would want Angelina to call them after that?

Pauly D

TAXI SONO QUI, SONO QUI, SONO QUI! (trying to say "cabs are here" in italian).

I like my clothes like my women...options.

Pauly D

You like your girls like your underwear...dirty.

It's not like anybody's gonna be my friend after this anyway.

Pauly D

That's true.

I got juice all over me!

Pauly D

That's what she said.