We noticed beached whales at the beach...oh no, I'm sorry, it was Angelina and her friend Gina.
MMike "The Situation"
If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good, if you don't tan, you're pale, and if you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes!
Rocio seems mad cool, she's definitely not a ho, she's definitely not a stalker...she's cool.
Angelina got it in with Vinny 'cause she's a loosey-goose, and then she had sex with Jose the next day...WHORE...just sayin'.
MMike "The Situation"
Everybody loves a guy who gets girls...and then everybody doesn't like a girl that is a ho...and it's Angelina.
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