My v-neck is so fresh that I skip t-shirt time, like it defied the rules of t-shirt time.
MMike "The Situation"
To call me fake, it's just blasphemy to talk against the leader like that, in other countries you get hung for that type of shit.
Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches with the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump!
What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again.
This guy definitely wrote down a fake number 'cause who the hell would want Angelina to call them after that?
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