Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, and I will hide in a bush. I do fucked up shit, I don't even know what's wrong with me.
Oh my god, this girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.
This is the first night that we're going out to a club. Fuckin' Ron and Sam aren't coming out, SHOCKER...shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each other's eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in fuckin' Seaside, bitch! Let's go to fuckin' Karma.
I got juice all over me!
That's what she said.
I personally like fake boobs.
You like 'em like you like your girl's eyes, cockeyed.
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