Sammi quotes from Jersey Shore

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heels, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.

[about Snooki] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.

I definitely want to look good for Ronnie's parents, because it's the first time they're meeting me. Like, I want them to think like, wow, that's her, she's really pretty, and whatever.

[On Sammi] Bitch, I will smack that fucking grin right off your face, seriously! She's laughing at me.

She's not laughing at you.

She is.

No, she's not.

I definitely am!