MMike "The Situation"
When there was knockin' on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebody's dad, somebody's brother...
[to Mike] How do I taste, bro? How does my dick taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
Can I have a roll please?
MMike "The Situation"
Don't worry, you got a couple.
MMike "The Situation"
I like my clothes like my women...options.
You like your girls like your underwear...dirty.
You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fuckin' like, save animals, like that's what I do.
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