When I go into the club I have a game plan, I don't wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business...so. You light it up and then you move on and at the end of the night, you see who you end up with.
[about Snooki] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.
Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse at this point. Seriously, he would.
Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
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