Vinny quotes from Jersey Shore

Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.

They're pretty cool, ya know, there are some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes, and jump in the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings.

[to Mike] How do I taste, bro? How does my dick taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.

[about Pauly D's stalker] Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands...she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.

Snooki's outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she's all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face. I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.

My uncles want me to just come here and bang everything, but I kinda want better quality girls.

Jenni's tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni's tits.

My v-neck is so fresh that I skip t-shirt time, like it defied the rules of t-shirt time.

When there's a good girl out there, say no to whores.

Oh my god, this girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.

You look hot. You just took my breath away.

You tryin' to smush right now?

Wanna fuck?

Sure.

I got juice all over me!

Pauly D

That's what she said.

I personally like fake boobs.

Pauly D

You like 'em like you like your girl's eyes, cockeyed.