I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
Mike can be a nice guy, like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. That's what I like: a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
[about J-Woww] She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
MMike "The Situation"
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
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