It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
MMike "The Situation"
I felt bad about Snickers getting hit by a couple linebackers. I necessarily didn't want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures what-so-ever. I mean, these broads just probably smelled the food at the house.
Through the scuffle, Snooks gets hit in the face again. Poor girl...she needs to take some karate classes or somethin'. She needs self defense. Somebody's got to teach her how to fight or duck.
I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian, I swear.
MMike "The Situation"
G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry.
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