MMike "The Situation"
We have an abundance of wife beaters...and we wear them before we go out, before it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out, we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt.
MMike "The Situation"
Can I place an order?
DGDelivery guy
What's the name?
MMike "The Situation"
Situation.
DGDelivery guy
Name?
MMike "The Situation"
Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
DGDelivery guy
Whatever man, what's your order?
[after knocking the marinating chicken onto the floor] My first thought was, I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was, I just fucked up dinner. My third thought was, what the fuck am I gonna eat?
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 mph on the highway on a street bike...it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
It's not like anybody's gonna be my friend after this anyway.
That's true.
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