Jersey Shore · 98 quotesMMike "The Situation"
Everybody loves a guy who gets girls...and then everybody doesn't like a girl that is a ho...and it's Angelina.
S2 E9 Dirty Pad
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2nd most-quoted character in Jersey Shore: in 24 of its 98 quotes
Most scenes with: Snooki (2)
Lines by Mike 19
MMike "The Situation"
To call me fake, it's just blasphemy to talk against the leader like that, in other countries you get hung for that type of shit.
S2 E10 Gone, Baby, Gone
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MMike "The Situation"
Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn, so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.
MMike "The Situation"
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
Scenes with Mike 5
Can I have a roll please?
MMike "The Situation"
Don't worry, you got a couple.
MMike "The Situation"
I like my clothes like my women...options.
You like your girls like your underwear...dirty.
MMike "The Situation"
Can I place an order?
DGDelivery guy
What's the name?
MMike "The Situation"
Situation.
DGDelivery guy
Name?
MMike "The Situation"
Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
DGDelivery guy
Whatever man, what's your order?
S2 E2 The Hangover
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It hurts my vagina.
MMike "The Situation"
OK, come down.
No no, I like it!
S2 E3 Creepin
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DDeena
[On Sammi] Bitch, I will smack that fucking grin right off your face, seriously! She's laughing at me.
MMike "The Situation"
She's not laughing at you.
[Sammi laughs in background]
DDeena
She is.
MMike "The Situation"
No, she's not.
I definitely am!
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