Jersey Shore · Season 3, Episode 1
[On Sammi] Bitch, I will smack that fucking grin right off your face, seriously! She's laughing at me.
She's not laughing at you.
[Sammi laughs in background]
She is.
No, she's not.
I definitely am!
Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh-t...I will fuckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator. We'll see...
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.
[on Ronnie and Sammi] I hope they get a fuckin' incurable disease living up there.
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