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Jersey Shore · Season 3, Episode 3

Mike "The Situation" in “Where's the Beach?”

Mike "The Situation"

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn, so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.

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