It hurts my vagina.
MMike "The Situation"
OK, come down.
No no, I like it!
[behind the counter] I can't see any ice creams, I can't see any customers, 'cause I'm a fuckin' Smurf.
You look hot. You just took my breath away.
You tryin' to smush right now?
Wanna fuck?
Sure.
Jenni's tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni's tits.
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