Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time. That's why people always get divorced.
[at work] If I wanna have a beer, I'm allowed to have a beer. This isn't like Law School, this is a T-Shirt Shop.
MMike "The Situation"
Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn, so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.
I need a mind condom because I'm being mind fucked.
MMike "The Situation"
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
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