Jackie quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jade

Step away from the lotus pod.

Jackie

Jade!

Jade

I'm your backup, remember?

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing? Those clothes are being donated to charity. And that is your Buttercup scout uniform.

Jade

I know, I quit the buttercups.

Jackie

Huh? Why?

Jade

Quilt making, cookie selling, hello?! If I wanted to be bored out of my gourd, I can just hang here with you and Uncle.

Jackie

But scouting provides a valuable experience, Jade. You mustn't quit.

Jade

So who said I can quitting scouting? I'll join the Dragon scouts.

Jackie

But the Dragon scouts are all boys.

Jade

We'll put up for a spin.

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing here?

Jade

Like I'm gonna come all the way down to Australia and not ride on a kangaroo? Tch.

Aah!

Jackie

Jade, I told you to stay on the bus!

Jade

What's the point?

Jade

Oh, no. I'm a mule. A stubborn mule!

Jackie

[Gasps] My head! It's huge!

I'm turning into my mother!

Jade

Hey, I kinda like Uncle this way. [Jackie and Uncle stares at her as she makes a donkey noise as Uncle smiles] At least I'm not a mime. Why don't you walk against the wind or something!

Jackie

[Groans] All right, both of you. You're giving me a headache. A big one!

Jade

Well, what are you land lubbers waiting for? Let's shape up and ship out!

Jackie

You are not going, Jade.

Jade

Jackie, I saw a movie Titanic 12 times. That makes me total expert on sunken treasure!

Jade, you must listen to Jackie. You cannot go sub with us.

Jackie

And neither can you, Uncle. Not with your cold or those germs in a tiny close space. [Uncle slaps Jackie's head] Ow!

Uncle is not infectious! [Sneezes] And you cannot perform removal spell yourself?

Jackie

You realize that, Uncle. But Tohru and I can retrieve the castanets. And you can perform the removal spells later on dry land.

Captain Black

Makes sense.

Aw...

Jade

Hi, Jackie.

Jackie

Jade.....

Jade

I know, I know. Too dangerous, but you need me, Uncle Jackie. [He stares at her for a long time] Ok, fine. I'll leave.

Jackie

Very funny, we are 2,000 League under the sea and... [Sniffing the air] Why do you smell like garlic?

Jade

Not me. [Sniffing] It's coming from... [Jackie opens the vent and sees Uncle]

Hi, Jackie.

Jackie

Uncle!

Jade

Great minds, think alike.

Jade

Come on, slowpoke.

Jackie

Jade, you are staying inside the sub.

Jade

Aw...

Jackie

[Giggling]

Jackie, are you all right?

Jackie

Yes, but you two look very wobbly. Wobbly is a funny word rhymes with gobbly.

Jade

He has so got the bends.

Jackie

I do? OH, what a nice car. Yay for me! Oh, hello again, Buddy!

Captain Black

Jackie has the bad case of the bends needs to take decompressed for thirty-eight hours, same for Uncle.

Let Uncle out!

Jade

Poor guy, totally delusional.

I do not understand, Jade. Why didn't you tell Captain Black that sensei had the bends?

Jade

Are you kidding?! That garlic smells was making me gag! I figured, two days of solitary, goodbye major stank!

Let Uncle Out! Aiya!

Jackie

I hear knock knock. Who's there? [Giggles]. I like monkies and wax slips. This is a nice phone booth. Ooh, look! I can make funny sounds with my under arms. [Giggling] Oops, 'cuse me.

Jackie

I told you to stay by the car.

Jade

Hello? You didn't say which car. Ah!

Jade

Please, please, please, please? I'll do all my chores!

Jackie

You do all your chores regardless.

Jade

Uncle Jackie, I'm like the only kid in the world doesn't have Robomirks!

Jackie

[Sighs] Video games will distract you from your studies.

Jade

That's not true! Program in your mondo cool things that's creative writing, keeping score that's math. Honestly, Robomirks is more educational homework.

Jackie

We will see.

Jade

Translation: forget about it.

Jackie

No Quebec and no argument. You have a math test tomorrow,remember? You stay here with Tohru.

Jade

Aw...