Jackie quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jade

Incoming! [Jackie telescopes Jade as she is burping]

Jackie

[Groans] Jade.

Jade

So CB, What's my assignment? [Jackie carries Jade's backpack]

Jackie

The only assignments you'll be getting today are at school.

Jade

Aw...

Jade

But, what about freedom of expression? This is America, you know.

Jackie

Jade, this has nothing to do with free speech and everything to do with self control. Promise me, no more burping.

Jade

Fine. I'll just explode from a builds of gas when I'm 16.

Jackie

Jade, stay here.

Jade

Seriously, [Jackie is shocked] don't you ever get tired saying that?

Jackie

I will draw their fire, you run back to Captain Black's truck.

Jade

But, Jackie...

Jackie

And no arguments.

Jackie

Jade?

Jade

Uncle Jackie!

Jackie

Waah! What happened to you?!

Jade

What's happening to me?!

Jackie

Jade, tell me you're fooling around Uncle's spells.

Jade

No, I swear! I just looked up and bam! Toad girl!

Jackie

It's alright. Uncle will know what to do.

Jade

But what if I'm a girl toad forever? Just sitting around and eating flies, waiting to croak?

Jade

Baru? Here we come! I am so gonna kick butt in that game! Woo-Hoo! Yeah!

Jackie

We're not going to Baru to compete,Jade. You will stay here with Tohru.

Jade

Aw come on, Uncle Jackie. I've seen every single episodes of International Island Challenge. [Jackie stands up as she grabs his leg tighter] You gotta take me!

Jackie

Jade.

Jade

I know, I know. I always have to play the home version.

Jade

Hey, Jackie.

Jackie

[startled] Jade, what are you doing here?!

Jade

Get serious.

Sorry, Jackie.

Jackie

Jade, listen to me. I told you before we are not here to play games.

Jade

[gasps]

Jackie

Jade...

Jade

What? We were just talking.

Jade

Relax, they're not home.

Jackie

Aah! Jade, go back to the treehouse.

Jade

Jackie, three words. Flat. Screen. Television.

Jackie

How many times do I have to tell you? We must stay focused on our mission, not the game.

Jade

[yawns and stretches her arms as she wakes up] [gasps] It's my birthday! yes! [pumps both arms in excitement]

Jade

[non-chalant tone] Oh~ there you are! What's everybody doing?

Captain Black

[to Uncle] Is the Chi Containment Unit stable?

You want demon chi kept safe? Yes? then let Uncle work without looky-loos~

Jade

Heeelloo? Anybody wanna say something?

Good Morning, Jade.

Jade

Is that all? Don't ya know what today is?

Ah'cha! [slaps his head in realization] Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.

Jade

Ah c'mon, you know it's my birthday~ [begins talking fast] Now for breakfast, I want chocolate chip pancakes with whip cream and strawberries and—

Jackie

I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy round Section 13 this morning. We will have to celebrate your birthday -later-

Jade

What!? how much later?

Jackie

Uhh... Just be patient.

Jade

[obvious disappointment] Awwww.

Jade

Okay, Jackinator. You go left, I'll go right. And we'll catch Drago...

Jackie

Jade, you stay here.

Jade

You can't go in without backup. Hmph.

Jackie

I am sorry, Jade. Your birthday celebration will have to wait just a little longer.

Jade

That's okay. We can party in San Diego!

Jackie

Uh... It's too dangerous. You stay here.

Jade

That's not right. You can't dis the birthday girl.

Drago!

Jackie

And... Strikemaster Ice?

Jade

Hey, Pizza-face got a Drago makeover!

Strikemaster Ice

Yo dawg, you didn't say nothing about putting the hurt on Chan. First day on the job and we already get a bonus!

Jade

Now that we have the flower power, it's time to party down! I'm still the birthday girl for 10 hours!

Jackie

We'll be back home in time for big birthday dinner.