Jackie quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous aujourd’hui?

Jackie

[looks surprised before turning to Uncle, realizing that he doesn’t understand some of the French language] Maybe we should have brought Jade.

Jackie

Jade, Uncle and I are going snorkeling.

Jade

Guess I'll go too. Maybe I can find some sunken treasure or something.

Jackie

Uh, why don't you stay on shore with Tohru?

Jade

Ah!

Jackie

Jade, you weren't supposed to... [Jade smiles innocently] Oh, why did I bother?

Jade

I knew this wasn't a real vacation, so what's the 411 on the big, blue marble?

No marble.

Jade, we brought your favorite. Triple black burritos.

Jade

Thanks, time hopping gives me a major munchies.

Jade?!

Jade?!

Jade?!

Jade, explain.

I also stole our half of the Arcanum of Chi in the past by using a time portal spell. So I followed him through when he escaped back to the future.

Please, one Jade at a time.

Jade

I know I messed up, but let me make it up to you. Please, Jackie. You can't split up the Chan Clan at a time like this.

Jackie

No, Jade. Section 13 is the safest place in the city and you will stay right here .

Jade

Aw...

Jade

Agent Jade, reporting for duty, sir! Let's head them up, and move them out!

Captain Black

Jade, I think you done enough for one night.

Jade

Er.. I didn't mean for Drago keeping the demon chi. I had a plan to...

Jackie

We know you were trying to protect us, Jade.

Jade

Er...

Jackie

And we appreciate it.

Captain Black

And from here on out, little lady. You need to leave the fight to the heavyweights.