Jackie quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jackie, I patched a mondo plan to take down the J team's arch nemesis our enemy Chang . Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13. [being grabbed]

Jackie

The only plan, Jade, is for you to stay here with Uncle.

[Angry grunt] Jackie never listens, doesn't he realize I'm only the member with the brains behind the J team?

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[Gasps] The dark chi master himself.

Tch. The sly niece meister herself. [Shows the Deja Vu stone]

The Deja Vu Stone.

Jackie

Jade.

Come on, Jackie. I helped saved the day 72 times. The world's half a dozen times and your butt more times than I care to count.

Jackie

And you made a mess of things more times than I care to count.

But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it, Jackie. You need me. Hey!

JJJackie, Uncle and Jade

Daolon Wong?!

Many thanks for the memories. [Jackie kicks the Deja Vu Stone and he and Daolon Wong are gone]

Jackie? Jackie?

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The Strength Talisman. Good one.

Jackie

I know, Jade. Wah! Jade, how did you...

Your hands! [Jackie looks at his hands are glowing] I get it! That must be Uncle's magic and... [Gasps and Shendu begins to attack Jackie]

[Angry grunt] I blow it again! I distracted Jackie just like I did today! Does twice like a pattern?

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Jackie

Could it be? A view?! In a nice, cozy, danger free hotel?! A happy memory... [Jade 6 turns to Jade 8] Wah!

Jackie, don't worry. I can explain everything! [All the Jade clones fall out of the closet]

Jade Clones

Wah! Whoa! [Nervous chuckle] Hi, Jackie.

So I'm quite the rascal, but it's not like I'm evil or anything.

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Jackie

Jade?

I couldn't help it, I was possessed!

Did Uncle ask you tattooed demon face onto your leg, no? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil, do you?

Uh, Unc? [Uncle sees himself as a Chi Vampire]

Uncle could not help it. Was victim of chi vampire.

Oh, yeah. And I have the piece in your mind.

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Jackie

Take me back to the beginning!

Hmph. So here we are, back in the old fool's trash heap.

That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!

Wait a sec. [Looks at her bags] Jackie went to the wrong beginning, the first time we met!

Jackie

Wait, this can't be right, where are Uncle and...

Give me that! [Jackie drops the deja vu stone and stares at Jade]

Jackie

Jade...

Jackie is right, I do get in his way.

FFinn

You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?

Jackie

I bet you were looking for the shield I brought back from Bavaria.

FFinn

We're looking for the... How'd you know?

Jackie

[Points at Daolon Wong] He has it!

Chan is lying! Do you not recognized your master?!

FFinn

The only master we have is big V!

CChow

And he's gonna wanna hear all about where you stashed the shield!

Way to rewrite history, Jackie!

Did they buy anything?

Jackie

No.

You are terrible salesman! [Jackie looks at Jade and picks up the phone]

Who are you calling?

Jackie

Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.

But she just arrived.

What?! No way! Who's gonna help save the day?! The world?! Jackie's butt?!

Jackie

Uncle, you must trust me. It will be better for Jade,for us if she does not stay.

No, Jackie. Hang up the phone, you need me!

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JSJade's Dad

Hello?

Jackie

Uh... Sorry, wrong number. [Jade sighs in relief]

Jackie, next time you make crank call phone loca.

Living with you guys is gonna rock!

Jackie

[Sighs] You have no idea just yet how much.

You speak English! [Jade shrugs]

Jackie

Now, return me to the present.

Jackie, you do need me!

Jackie

Jade, how did you know? [Jade points at herself and Uncle]

Where did Jackie go? [Jade shrugs]

I'm glad you decided to keep me around.

Jackie

Let it just say, I realize that perhaps you have save me a time or two.

Tch. Try 72.

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Jackie

Gah! A broken leg?! But I did not even hit the ground!

Jackie!

Jackie

Ah, Jade! Did you see the mess you got me into?

Gee, Jackie. I already admit it was total my fault you slipped in my Gnome Cop action figure and busted your leg.

Jackie

No, not that! If you have got in the way and allow Daolon Wong to take the Deja Vu stone, I wouldn't be lost in time!

Huh?

Jackie

[Frustrated] Never mind. You are the past Jade. You would not know that.

Uncle, do you think Jackie's right? Did I really mess things up?

[scoffs] Nonsense, Jade. Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.

Not the broken leg, the Deja Vu thing! I'm still like a dummy when Long Snake it from me! It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerunville!

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I'll give Jackie a 9.2 for thinking on his feet for we really work much better as a team.

Jackie

No! No, Jade! Do not get on that plane! [Jade hops inside the plane along with El Toro Fuerte]

[chuckle nervously] See? Teamwork.

You never listen.

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See the oinker at 12 o' clock?

Jackie

Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]

There.

Check it out, I helped!

Jackie

The Deja Vu Stone!

Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!

Hak Foo

Many thanks for leading us to the prize.

You are not welcome!

Hak Foo

You!

TTohru

Why so afraid? He's an old man.

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Jackie

Quick, Jade! The antidote!

No! Tch. You think I would have gotten right the second time around.

Your past self does not know then but you know now, Jade.

Jackie

Maybe... This is possible to... being cursed to relive all the... worse moments of my life!

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Jackie

Since you have things well in hand, Uncle. I will take my leave. [Gasps]

The stone is mine!

Hak Foo

Who is that?!

And what's with the stone you all keep jabbering about?! Wong snake his way in!

Aiya!

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I call Dragon! [Jackie passes a Dog and Rat Talismans] Dog and Rat? Aw, you gotta hog on the cool ones.

Jackie

Jade, you will remain here.

What?! No way!

Jackie

Jade, please. I could not live with myself if something happened to you.

Aw...

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Jackie

Super Moose?

Jackie! [Grabs the Rabbit Talisman and throws it to him]

Jackie

Jade, you are supposed to be...

I decided I couldn't live with myself if something happened to you.

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Easy, as any ex queen of the ShadowKhan can tell you, wearing the sign of Tarakudo can keep control over ninjas. It's tattoo time.

Jackie

No, Jade. It is far too dangerous even if you have done it before.

I volunteer Tohru.