Jackie quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jackie

Jade, where is the mask?

Hak Foo

[Groans] At last!

Jade

Uh... Found it.

Hak Foo

And now, Chans. Prepare to make the fiercest tribe of ShadowKhan yet, mine! Demon summons ninja army!

Hak Foo

They're...they are...they are so...

Jade

Cute!

Hak Foo

Demon compensates for inferior ninja army!

Jade

No!

Jackie

WaAh!

Jade

Jackie, grab on! [The alligators gobble him up in the bottom of the water]

Jade

Jackie!

Hak Foo

I will not see you later, alligator.

Jackie

[A tiny Shadowkhan lands on his shoulder] Huh? [He looks up as more and more appear on the ledge and start jumping down on him until he is up to his waist in tiny Shadowkhan]

Jade

Whoa! Ninja swarm! Don't worry, Jackie! No shadow, no lunch!

Jackie

[struggling as the tiny Shadowkhan horde grabs him and throws him into the light of a streetlamp—directly after the horde aggressively runs toward him, now that his shadow is vulnerable] Uh oh...! [desperately tries to turn on his vacuum—unsuccessfully]

Jade

You've been hosed!

Jackie

[genuine, sincere tone] Thank you, Jade.

Jackie

You're FilthyRich1?

Jade

But you're not rich, just-

Valmont

I am fully aware of the irony!

Jackie

The mask is evil, Jade. It is only a matter of time before it turns you evil too.

Jade

[wearing half of an Oni mask] Tch, I can handle it. One, it's only half the evil of a regular mask. And two... [demonic voice] the next time you call me crazy, I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR BRAINS! [regular voice] ...Hehe, see your point.

Jackie

We have to find the delivery truck.

Jade

No problem, Jackie. I'll just order my half-a-khan to chase it down and [demonic voice] feast upon the delicious gray matter of the helpless mortal inside!

Jackie

Jade, the evil within you is growing stronger. You must resist it until we can find the potion.

Jade

Well, we better find it fast, 'cause your brains are starting to smell awful yummy.

Jackie

[cell phone rings] Hello? [hands it to Jade] It's for you.

Jade, we were in the middle of a big auction and then all the icons disappeared.

Jade

No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Super-Moose in the corner and [demonic voice] SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!

Uh... I will figure it out on my own.

Jackie

Jade?

Jade

Hey, Jackie.

Jackie

[Gasps]

Jade

Easy does it, Jackie.

Jackie

WaAh! Jade, why do you have to show up every time?!

Jade

Cause' you miss me if I didn't.

Jade

Is it just me, or this place a dump?

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing here?

Jade

Spending Chinese New Year with my love ones.

Jackie

Jade.

Yes, Jackie?

Jackie

Explain?

Soon after I became Section 13's head honcho, sunny boy made it to the top of our most wanted list. Luckily, I convinced you and Uncle to became Section 13's official magic consultants.

Jackie

[Shocked] You mean, I never leave Section 13!?

[Shrugs] But even you and Uncle couldn't prevent what happened next, Junior dusted off an old spell of his dad's. And conquered an army of dragon minions giving more enough muscle to take over Section 13. I soon realized the only way to save the future was to change the past. [Flashback, escapes Drago's dragon troop] It took some dueling, but I escaped Drago's troops. [Uses time portal by entering the past] But Junior got wise my plan and hitch on the ride on Uncle's spell.

Jade

Whoa. So all this already happened? In the future?

Jackie

There is one thing you have not told us, what exactly is Drago trying to stop you for changing in the past?

He's trying to stop me from preventing resurrection of his father.

Jackie

Shendu.

Jackie

Look. Jade has nothing to do with this.

Talk later!

I didn't intend to involve you guys, but I arrived a lot later than I hoped. Heh. Never tested Uncle's spell.

Jackie

[Groans] And I thought one Jade gave me a headache. But why did you come back here?

Jade

Duh. Isn't it obvious? Future me is so mega bad that dragon boy had to come back to the past to rebel me out long just as squirt. So I surf time to protect myself and kick his scaley butt all the way back to the future.

Jackie

Then why did Drago leave without chop ruling you?

Jade

Well, because... Yeah. Why did Drago leave?

Because he has bigger fish to fry.

Jackie

How much bigger?

I didn't follow Drago here. Drago followed me. To keep me from putting ambush on the age of dragons.

Jade

Age of dragons?

Jackie

I do not like the sound of that.