You guys cannot say that he molested you!
Why not?
Because he didn't molest you!
That's true, but he's a dick, and we hated him.
S1 E7Charlie Got Molested
If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
You're goin' to hell, dude.
Seriously.
Where's your brother dude?
We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute.
Alright li--listen, you guys can't go... did you just say we?
What?
Did you just say we just stepped out of the shower?
I said "he."
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