Gaz quotes from Invader Zim

Gaz

That Game Slave is rightfully mine. I'll buy it from you, but there's no way you're keeping it. Not without invoking my wrath anyhow.

You know, you need help.

I need those! Save point, so close!

Gaz

What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.

But... I'm a better gamer than you..

Gaz

I hope you like nightmare worlds!

Gaz

Are there any video games around here?

No. Not really.

Gaz

I guess I'll help save the earth, then.

Dib

Today, things are gonna change. I'm not just gonna sit around and let Zim get away with his... things he do. I mean-

Gaz

[mockingly] "Things he DO"? What's your problem?

Zim

What? WHO?!

Gaz

That... that was horrible.

Zim

[grabs muffin] WHO DID THIS?! Who dares to soil my normal boy head with this... PORK COW?!

That's a stinking muffin!

Zim

SILENCE! Whatever this is, I will find the beast who threw it! I WILL FIND YOU!! Sleep peacefully now, for it is the last peaceful sleep you will know from this moment on!

But we're not asleep right now!

Gaz

Actually, that was kinda funny.

Prof. Membrane

[on a video monitor] Kids, I'm glad we could have this dinnertime recording together. Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven! Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!

Gaz

Dib!

Dib

Sorry, Gaz! Just doing a few adjustments on Tak's ship!

Gaz

That didn't wipe out all life as we know it?!? You lied to me, Dad!

Gaz

If there's one thing you should know by now, it's to stay out of my room!

Dib

Do you feel different anyway?

Gaz

Get out!

Dib

X-ray vision, maybe? Super-smell?

Gaz

That's it, Dib! Security!

Dib

NO, GAZ! Those are the mashed potatoes! Get them away from my eyes! Remember what happened to Zita?! [All the students look at Zita, with an eye plaster on her right eye] I was only trying to help you out, Gaz!

Gaz

You're hiding something! What is it?!

Dib

Me? Hiding? I was only trying to do something nice for my sister! No! Not my eyes! Think of all the food you'll never eat again if you destroy me now! [Gaz lowers the mashed potatoes with an annoyed growl and hurls them away as she walks off; Zita screams in pain off-screen] ZITA!!!

Dib

Look at him, Gaz! He doesn't like the cafeteria food.

Gaz

I don't like it either. [mimicking while waving her hands behind her head] I must be an alien too, huh, Dib? [drinks her juice box]

Dib

[walks up to Zim] What's the matter? Scared of beans, space boy?

Zim

Nonsense! I love beans. I love them…

Dib

[hands Zim a spoon] Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of?

Zim

Scared? Ridiculous. Witness my bean-chewing! [takes a spoonful of beans and reluctantly eats them, as Dib watches on with much anticipation] That's good eat- [retchs and convulses, ultimately falling to the ground] Yummy.

Dib

[looks over table and sees Zim on the floor breathing hard, his head engorged with glowing fluid and pulsing] Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he is an alien! He’s Not Just A Alien, A BIIIG Brain! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! [Points to trail of glowing green goo leading out the door]

You're crazy!

Dib

I almost had him, Gaz. I was closer than ever. It's as if dark forces are opposing me.

Gaz

[playing her Game Slave] Oh, no! Dark forces! Go away, Dib.

Dib

I should probably expect more tricks like that from him. No doubt he's been well trained.