Zita quotes from Invader Zim

Ms. Bitters?

Ms. Bitters

[is startled into waking from a brief snooze in her desk chair] Yes, Zita?

I think Dib seems crazier than normal today. Can we use one of the crazy cards to send him to the crazy house for boys?

Ms. Bitters

Each class only gets three cards a month. Are you sure you want to use one?

Yeah...

Whoa,check out his eyeball

Dib

The eyeball of and alien invader!

Zim

LIES!LIES!Have you not heard of pinkeye?!? It is a normal human illness.

Yeah,Pinky got it really bad last week.

Dib

Look at him, Gaz! He doesn't like the cafeteria food.

Gaz

I don't like it either. [mimicking while waving her hands behind her head] I must be an alien too, huh, Dib? [drinks her juice box]

Dib

[walks up to Zim] What's the matter? Scared of beans, space boy?

Zim

Nonsense! I love beans. I love them…

Dib

[hands Zim a spoon] Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of?

Zim

Scared? Ridiculous. Witness my bean-chewing! [takes a spoonful of beans and reluctantly eats them, as Dib watches on with much anticipation] That's good eat- [retchs and convulses, ultimately falling to the ground] Yummy.

Dib

[looks over table and sees Zim on the floor breathing hard, his head engorged with glowing fluid and pulsing] Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he is an alien! He’s Not Just A Alien, A BIIIG Brain! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! [Points to trail of glowing green goo leading out the door]

You're crazy!