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Invader Zim · Season 2, Episode 6

“Gaz, Taster of Pork” quotes from Invader Zim

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“Gaz, Taster of Pork” · Season 2, Episode 6

In this episode: Dib (4), Gaz (3), Zim (1)

[Dib casts a spell on Gaz without knowing what it does. The spell wakes Gaz up]

If there's one thing you should know by now, it's to stay out of my room!

Do you feel different anyway?

Get out!

X-ray vision, maybe? Super-smell?

That's it, Dib! Security!

[Gaz's stuffed animals transform into robots with weapons. They advance on Dib who runs away screaming]

Dib: No! Gaz! Not the mashed potatoes! Remember what happened to Zita!

[after laughing for some while] That's a good one! "Help you!" Why should I help you?

Hey! I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognes!

YOU'RE MAKING IT UP!!!!!

[Gaz is in an isolation chamber after the spell Dib casts on her goes wrong. Dib is visiting her]

I'll make you wish you had rabid weasels teleported into your skull instead of having a sister! I'll wait until you sleep and stuff all your paranormal junk into your big, giant paranormal head and chew on your eyeballs after I pluck them out!

(Dib runs screaming from the room)

[Gaz tackles Dib down on the floor, holding mashed potatoes over his head]

NO, GAZ! Those are the mashed potatoes! Get them away from my eyes! Remember what happened to Zita?! [All the students look at Zita, with an eye plaster on her right eye] I was only trying to help you out, Gaz!

You're hiding something! What is it?!

Me? Hiding? I was only trying to do something nice for my sister! No! Not my eyes! Think of all the food you'll never eat again if you destroy me now! [Gaz lowers the mashed potatoes with an annoyed growl and hurls them away as she walks off; Zita screams in pain off-screen] ZITA!!!

[groaning and holding back vomit; off-screen] I'm sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

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