I'm looking for a friend. Would you be-
DDirge
I was born with webbed fish toes. Like some kind of...horrible fish boy. Wanna see?
I want to congratulate you, Keef, on a job well done. You have been a most convincing friend, but now that the world seems satisfied with my knack for companionship, I don't think I'll be requiring your services any longer. Our mission together is done, [salutes briefly] good job soldier, be gone with you.
[The phone rings, Zim answers it]
Hello?
KKeef
Hey ya buddy!
Keef? I told you, I do not require your-
KKeef
I understand, Zim. I was just thinking that maybe we could-
[Phone beeps]
Hang on, I've got another call. [pushes button on the phone] Hello?
KKeef
Hey ya buddy! You're gonna love the circus!
[Zim stares at the phone and rips it out of the wall]
What are you doing, GIR?
Nothing...
Nothing... or something?
Oh, I can't take it, you're too smart for me. Keef is planning a s'prise party for you after skool. He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! [crying] That boy loves you so much! [stops crying] I'm makin' the cake!
He's bringing all the children to our secret lair? Do you realize what this means?
Yes! Wait a minute...no.
It means the mission is in jeopardy!
Aw man! [hums happily]
KKeef
You don't like waffles?
I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from...inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Arm control nerve?
Yes. Arm control nerve.
In my...belly?
Yes.
Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Do not question me! I control your arms!!
ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!
Hahahahahaha..ARG! Idiotic human! I'll just go to your brain and delete the knowlege of where you hid the master disk! And, as an added bonus, I might as well make your entire brain...nn-not smart...no more.
AAAHHHAAOOH!
Now let's see where you are keeping the location of the disk, Dib!
[Zim scans Dib's brain. A target appears on his console]
There!
[Zim fires a laser at the point indicated on the console]
He's in my head! Knowledge losing... brain... poop. I can't remember where the file is! Gaz, he did it! He made me forget!
Quiet, Dib!
And now to unleash stupidity on your entire brain!
What game is that?
This is no game THIS IS MY LIFE!!
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