Hmmmmmmm...ahhhhhh! The stink of clean. Another win for the Irken army. Clean, lemony-fresh victory is mine!
“Germs” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Zim (10), Dib (4), Ms. Bitters (2), GIR (1), Gaz (1), Almighty Tallest Purple (1)
I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?
[GIR proceeds to roll around, spreading germs all over the spotless base]
GIR, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
...Awww, somebody needs a hug!
Nononono, no, GIR, no!! [attempts to spray GIR]
I'm gonna hug you!
Germs, chewing on my squeedly-spooch. Not my squeedly-spooch you don't!
[Zim is talking with the Tallest via a large monitor]
Sirs! I apologize for not reporting in, but-- excuse me.
[Zim sprays some germs offscreen]
...all is going well, nothing too big to report, aside to the usual- oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!
[Zim sprays again and empties it]
The disinfectant, it's almost gone! All hope is lost if I don't find more! Clever! I won't give up! I'll destroy you! And you! And you! And yoooouuu!
[Zim cuts the transmission]
Did that scare you too?
[Tallest Red nods]
[zooms in on single germ] HAH! [jumps over to germ and starts to spray vigorously with Germ Spray]
GGerm
[starts to choke and gag on Germ Spray]
[continues to spray germ]
GGerm
[in extremely high-pitched voice] WHYYYYYYY?!? [falls over dead]
[sprays the germ again]
[A student is hit in the stomach by a dodgeball]
ZZootch
Aah! M-My organs!
[laughs] Inferior human organs!
[Zim is hit in the stomach by a dodgeball]
Augh! My squeedly-spooch!
Squeedly-spooch? Did you hear that, Gaz? That's no human organ! Humans don't have squeedly-spooches!
[sarcastically] I've got a squeedly-spooch.
Zim!
[saluting] Sir!
There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!
Yes, Ms. Bitters.
[Zim walks towards the door]
No leaving class without a hall pass, Zim.
Of course...
[Zim walks to Ms. Bitters' desk. She puts a collar around his head. It shrinks around his neck]
If you leave skool grounds, it will explode.
[Dib, obsessing over Zim, snaps a pencil in half. He sticks half up his nose]
Ms Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
How far in your brain?
[looks down] Pretty far...
All right. Take the auxiliary hall pass. [points to a radiator with 'Hall Pass' spray-painted on the side]
HMHall Monitor
Hey! Where's your hall pass?
Say...you're full of organs, aren't you?
HMHall Monitor
Why yes. Yes I am.
And you wouldn't notice if you were, say, missing a few?
HMHall Monitor
Probably not.
[Zim starts laughing evilly and Hall Monitor joins in]
That's it, Zim! This has to stop!
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!
I've been working out...
[Zim vomits an intestine, then sucks it back into his mouth and smiles]
You think you can fool a trained medical professional?
Yes.
I suppose you've got a heart in there?
Six of them.
Intestines?
Large or small?
Spleen?
In three different colors.
What about lungs?
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