Invader Zim · Season 1, Episode 5
[Zim, piloting his Voot Cruiser, scares a police officer driving his car, causing him to fall from a bridge onto a weenie restaurant]
Human law enforcing machine. Markings: Lighty flashy things on top. Defensive capability: minimal.
[The police car explodes]
Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: Pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!!
Ruined. Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to...this! Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against...the bees!
Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll...I'll...I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!
GIR! I've been captured!
YAY!
No, that's bad GIR!
YAY!
You're the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophecies, told by... Frank!
Yup. Told you he'd come.
[in robotic voice] I am Government Man, come from the government. The government has sent me. [zooms inside to see GIR piloting the robot] [walks over to Zim] Ohohoho. He is not an alien lifeform. He is an experimental government aircraft!
What's the matter, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?
Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!
[Zim is carrying Gaz to protect himself from the rain]
If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down, NOW!
That was your fate of the world work? Jumping in a puddle?! You do realize I have to destroy you now.
It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim... thingy... race.
I will destroy you.
I swear, sometimes I amaze myself at how amazingly I–
[Zim jumps out from behind a wall and scares Dib, and Dib falls backwards into a puddle.]
...How amazingly you fall into a puddle? I agree!
GIR, I'll be down in the lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me. AAAAAAAH! MY HEAD GOT STUCK! GIR, HELP I CANT BREATHE! I–
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