GIR quotes from Invader Zim

Dib

I was...

GIR

INTRUDER!

GIR

Lalalalala

Dib

Excuse me, but, can you put this spy camera in ZIM's house so I can... spy on his evil and stuff?

GIR

Okey dokey!

Dib

I shoulda tried this a long time ago.

And what do you want little boy or girl?

GIR

I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...

GIR

...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...

Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!

Zim

GIR!

GIR

It's ME! I was the turkey all along!

Zim

I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-

GIR

I was the turkey! Me!

Zim

Yes...so you were...

Zim

GIR! Another mutant biting thing!

GIR

Yes, my vermin lord!

Dib

Zim!

Zim

What?!?

Dib

Zim!

Zim

What?!?

Dib

Zim!

Zim

What?!?

Dib

[screaming] You won't get away with it!!

Zim

[struggling to hear Dib] ...that's very nice of you.

Dib

No! Your plan, I'm going to stop you! I got a secret weapon!

Zim

Where is it?

Dib

Around...

Zim

Can it protect you from ... T-T-T-T-THIS?! [GIR opens up the top of his puppy suit]

GIR

SAMMICH! [his head opens and a sandwich flies out, hitting Dib and knocking him against the wall]

GIR

I had a sammich in my head!

Dib

Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon is so powerful, it... buys rubber pants!

GIR

PUPPY!! [licks the window]

Zim

No, GIR! You can eat later! [pulls GIR away from the window]

GIR

Guess who made waffles!

Zim

I'm not going to eat-

GIR

[screams]

Zim

Enough! I shall try some already! [takes a bite] Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the human's filthy food! Okay, GIR. I will try-

GIR

Hehehehehehe! [runs to get more waffles]

Zim

And as soon as I'm done with these waffles, I will discuss my evil plan!

Zim

Hey, do you know who came by today?

GIR

Hm?

Zim

That ugly neighbor lady. She was wearing this horrible...

Zim

Huh?

Zim

Oh mighty dung! The giant flesh-eating demon squid has escaped!

Zim

Hey. These aren't bad. What's in 'em?

GIR

There's waffle in 'em!

Zim

[screaming] YOU'RE LYING!!!!!

Zim

Gir, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the bucket!

Gir

*Squeals*

Dib

NOOOOO! The plan! *shakes computer* WHAT WAS THE PLAN?!

Zim

*Makes retching sound as Dib looks sick*

Zim

The Dib- the Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil! They'll destroy the base! There's only one thing to do!

GIR

You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?

Zim

No, GIR. Never. I never want you to mention biscuits ever again.

Zim

Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?

GIR

I'm gonna eat that fish.

Zim

No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.

Zim

If I am elected, Dib's head will be removed and filled with salted nuts!

GIR

Salted nuts!

GIR

...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!

Dib

Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Tallest Purple

Who's that large-headed kid?

I don't know, but his head is large.

Dib

[clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!