I sure like TV! And wearing pants!
PPoonchy
He likes wearing pants, Dib! Aliens don't like wearing pants!
“The Frycook That Came from All That Space” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Zim (7), Dib (2), GIR (1), Almighty Tallest Purple (1), Almighty Tallest Red (1)
Fool! My fellow hideous inferior human pig smellies are insulted by this constant slander!
[Zim collapse from exhaustion and lands face down in a bucket of water]
SLSizz-Lorr
Break's over, Zim! Go man the register!
Whuh?
SLSizz-Lorr
The register! Gashloog is taking his break! Now move it!!
[Gashloog takes off his apron and skips gleefully out the door]
Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me?
SLSizz-Lorr
Because I hired him! You're here as punishment for almost annihilating our civilization!
Am I the only one who is impressed by that?
[GIR is talking to the Tallest via a video communicator]
...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
[Dib shoves GIR out of the way]
Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Who's that large-headed kid?
I don't know, but his head is large.
[clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!
EBEric the Blob
Hey little Sizzly. You look sadder than me.
It's this job, I hate it! And I can't leave or the security system will make me explode.
AKAlien Kid
He gonna 'splode, momma!
That horrible child.
[to alien] But I need to get back to my mission! My precious MISSION! What about them, huh? Gimme some of those! [snatches alien's fries]
So, I say, "You want some of this?" And she says, she says, right back at me, she says-
AAlien
Who are you, and why are you talking to me?
Sizzlor!
SSizzlor
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?
My apologies, My FRYLORD, but I have to return to my mission before it's too late. The Foodening is only a week away!
SSizzlor
NEVER! Now put on this Happy Shloogorg costume and fill the customers with joy! [throws Zim a mascot costume]
But it's filled with white hot grease.
SSizzlor
Makes you dance better.
Dib: Would a human call their own kind pig smelly? Huh? Huh?? Huh??? We're not pigs!! Zita: Hey! You watch what you say around Pigboy!
[last lines of the series]
Home! A sweet victory for Zim! It is good to be back, good to be Zim! Huh?! [Zim notices Dib and GIR dancing in the living room. Dib holds a camera. The Tallest watch from the transmission screen that replaces the green monkey picture. Dib looks into the camera.] Hey! Get out of my house! [Dib drops the camera.] Get out!
[Zim runs over to usher Dib out and steps on the camera.]
Hey! Hey! [continuous]
[Zim chases Dib around the house. The TV plays a Bloaty's commercial.]
Get out of the house of Zim! This is my house, get out! Get-
[Aboard the Massive, Red ends the transmission with a remote, ending the series]
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