Dib quotes from Invader Zim

Dib

See you and your parents tonight, Zim.

Zim

Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!

Dib

[eating a donut and drinking some punch; then points to Zim and his RoboParents for the crowd to see] LOOK, EVERYONE, LOOK!

Can't you see this woman is suffering from severe pokie trauma?!

Dib

[after Zim and his RoboParents fly away while giving him a nasty grin] Let me guess… [turns around] nobody saw that, right? [the crowd is still looking away from him, then throws his cup of punch on the floor in frustration]

[noticing] Hey! That kid's throwing punch!

Zim

I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from...inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!

Dib

Arm control nerve?

Zim

Yes. Arm control nerve.

Dib

In my...belly?

Zim

Yes.

Dib

Humans don't have arm control nerves!

Zim

Do not question me! I control your arms!!

Zim

Hahahahahaha..ARG! Idiotic human! I'll just go to your brain and delete the knowlege of where you hid the master disk! And, as an added bonus, I might as well make your entire brain...nn-not smart...no more.

Dib

AAAHHHAAOOH!

Zim

Now let's see where you are keeping the location of the disk, Dib!

Zim

There!

Dib

He's in my head! Knowledge losing... brain... poop. I can't remember where the file is! Gaz, he did it! He made me forget!

Gaz

Quiet, Dib!

Zim

And now to unleash stupidity on your entire brain!

Gaz

What game is that?

Dib

This is no game THIS IS MY LIFE!!

Aah! M-My organs!

Zim

[laughs] Inferior human organs!

Zim

Augh! My squeedly-spooch!

Dib

Squeedly-spooch? Did you hear that, Gaz? That's no human organ! Humans don't have squeedly-spooches!

Gaz

[sarcastically] I've got a squeedly-spooch.

Dib

Ms Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

Ms. Bitters

How far in your brain?

Dib

[looks down] Pretty far...

Ms. Bitters

All right. Take the auxiliary hall pass. [points to a radiator with 'Hall Pass' spray-painted on the side]

Dib

That's it, Zim! This has to stop!

Zim

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Dib

Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!

Zim

I've been working out...

Dib

You think you can fool a trained medical professional?

Zim

Yes.

Dib

I suppose you've got a heart in there?

Zim

Six of them.

Dib

Intestines?

Zim

Large or small?

Dib

Spleen?

Zim

In three different colors.

Dib

What about lungs?

Dib

What's the matter, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?

Zim

Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!

Gaz

That was your fate of the world work? Jumping in a puddle?! You do realize I have to destroy you now.

Dib

It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim... thingy... race.

Gaz

I will destroy you.

Dib

What does identifying blotches have to do with determining our future careers?

Ms. Bitters

Oh, you poor doomed child.

Dib

A crop circle?

Beautiful, isn't it? It's a message from creatures much more intelligent than us! Space beings who have traveled millions of light years to say something, but what does it mean?

Dib

I think this one's a fake.

You're one of those skeptics, aren't you? Always questioning, always picking away at my theories! One day you'll see that–

Dib

Can we go to McMeatie's now? It's 4:45, if we hurry, we can make it!

Hmmm...the aliens must be controlling the cow...

Dib

That is not a supernatural cow! This is ridiculous! You believe in all the stupidest things when real proof is right under your nose!