Zim quotes from Invader Zim

There's someone at the door.

Zim

Oh, what is it? I have not the patience for- AAAAAH! Girl with cookies! Girl with cookies!

Whoa,check out his eyeball

Dib

The eyeball of and alien invader!

Zim

LIES!LIES!Have you not heard of pinkeye?!? It is a normal human illness.

Yeah,Pinky got it really bad last week.

Dib

Zim! We meet again!

Zim

...I just saw you three hours ago.

Zim

Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?

GIR

I'm gonna eat that fish.

Zim

No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.

Do not be alarmed. The student president has experienced a failure in spirit. A new election will be held immediately. Volunteers? Volunteer?

Zim

Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick Zim! Zim is me! Zim is me! Zim shall rule! Pick Zim! Zim! Me! I am Zim!

Zim. Analysis: moron. Suitable. Candidate 2 needed. Volunteers?

Dib

But Zim's criminally insane! That's not good!

Dib. Analysis: annoying.

Zim

Egggh,lies

Ms. Bitters

The candidates will now speak. And then be quiet! And then I go away from you all.

Zim

As president, I will assure that all mankind has its legs sawed off!

Zim

[nervously] And, uh, replaced with legs of pure gold!

Zim

Yes! And I will grant you the power to fire lasers from your heads!

I like gold!

I like my head!

Zim

Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you! Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you!

Dib

Ms. Bitters! Zim is threatening the voters! He's disqualified, right?

Ms. Bitters

[to an administration droid] The child shrieks like a fruit bat.

Zim

If I am elected, Dib's head will be removed and filled with salted nuts!

GIR

Salted nuts!

Zim

[after laughing for some while] That's a good one! "Help you!" Why should I help you?

Dib

Hey! I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognes!

Zim

YOU'RE MAKING IT UP!!!!!

Zim

I sure like TV! And wearing pants!

He likes wearing pants, Dib! Aliens don't like wearing pants!

Break's over, Zim! Go man the register!

Zim

Whuh?

The register! Gashloog is taking his break! Now move it!!

Zim

Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me?

Because I hired him! You're here as punishment for almost annihilating our civilization!

Zim

Am I the only one who is impressed by that?

Hey little Sizzly. You look sadder than me.

Zim

It's this job, I hate it! And I can't leave or the security system will make me explode.

He gonna 'splode, momma!

Zim

That horrible child.

Zim

[to alien] But I need to get back to my mission! My precious MISSION! What about them, huh? Gimme some of those! [snatches alien's fries]

Zim

So, I say, "You want some of this?" And she says, she says, right back at me, she says-

Who are you, and why are you talking to me?

Zim

Sizzlor!

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?

Zim

My apologies, My FRYLORD, but I have to return to my mission before it's too late. The Foodening is only a week away!

NEVER! Now put on this Happy Shloogorg costume and fill the customers with joy! [throws Zim a mascot costume]

Zim

But it's filled with white hot grease.

Makes you dance better.

Zim

Home! A sweet victory for Zim! It is good to be back, good to be Zim! Huh?! [Zim notices Dib and GIR dancing in the living room. Dib holds a camera. The Tallest watch from the transmission screen that replaces the green monkey picture. Dib looks into the camera.] Hey! Get out of my house! [Dib drops the camera.] Get out!

Dib

Hey! Hey! [continuous]

Zim

Get out of the house of Zim! This is my house, get out! Get-