Zim quotes from Invader Zim

Ms. Bitters

[looks at Zim giggling after she burns up Melvin's drawing] Do you find something amusing, Zim?

Zim

Yes. Yes, I do. [lays his head on his desk, pointing] Look at this space suit!

Ms. Bitters

[sits back in her desk] Now, does anyone have any questions? [Dib raises his hand] Does anyone have any questions that don't have anything to do with lunatic ideas about Zim being an alien? [Dib puts his hand down]

Dib

Look at him, Gaz! He doesn't like the cafeteria food.

Gaz

I don't like it either. [mimicking while waving her hands behind her head] I must be an alien too, huh, Dib? [drinks her juice box]

Dib

[walks up to Zim] What's the matter? Scared of beans, space boy?

Zim

Nonsense! I love beans. I love them…

Dib

[hands Zim a spoon] Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of?

Zim

Scared? Ridiculous. Witness my bean-chewing! [takes a spoonful of beans and reluctantly eats them, as Dib watches on with much anticipation] That's good eat- [retchs and convulses, ultimately falling to the ground] Yummy.

Dib

[looks over table and sees Zim on the floor breathing hard, his head engorged with glowing fluid and pulsing] Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he is an alien! He’s Not Just A Alien, A BIIIG Brain! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! [Points to trail of glowing green goo leading out the door]

You're crazy!

Dib

[on monitor] There, in front of everyone, I'll launch some food into Zim's filthy mouth and the whole school will see what Zim really is.

Zim

[laughs] The human has lost the element of surprise thanks to the ingenious listening device I placed on him.

Dib

You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim!

Zim

Wait a minute! What planet is this?

Dib

Earth.

Zim

Nope, this is the right planet.