AMs. Ackerman
Now, I want you all to write a 10-page essay on the Louisiana purchase.
Um, we haven't even gotten to that chapter yet.
AMs. Ackerman
Too bad! Sometimes, things happen you're not prepared for!
But how are we suppose to write an essay on something you haven't taught us about yet?
AMs. Ackerman
I don't need your sass, Carly Shay.
Sass? Look, it's not fair to make us write 10 pages --
AMs. Ackerman
Let's make it 15 pages, yeah, that's right! Ow... I'm gonna go get some aspirin. Start reading chapter whatever. [leaves]
Her boyfriend must have dumped her hard.
No kidding. The lady is losing it.
Sometimes I'm bold, but I'm never sassy!
AMs. Ackerman
Freddie, why aren't you reading chapter whatever?
Oh, um, 'cause I dropped my textbook in the bathtub last night.
AMs. Ackerman
Of course. You men are all the same. You lose interest in your textbook and then you just dump it in your filthy bath water!
Ms. Ackerman, you don't need to yell at Freddie in front of the whole class.
AMs. Ackerman
Oh, look! More back talk from the sass master!
I am NOT the sass master! And it's wrong for you to be mean to Freddie just 'cause your boyfriend broke up with you!
Wow, Carls. Maybe you are the sass master.
AMs. Ackerman
Now you go straight to the principal's office!
AMs. Ackerman
You heard me!
Oh, hey! I uh, just got the new cable for the-- (sees Ms. Ackerman in her red dress) Whoa!
AMs. Ackerman
Hey, Freddie, what are you doing here?
I was just uh, coming over to help work on the web show... with Carly... WHOA!
Okay, why don't we go upstairs before you start drooling. (pushes him upstairs)
AMs. Ackerman
Have fun, you guys.
(while being pushed, he repeatedly looks at Ms. Ackerman) Sick.
AMs. Ackerman
And if the vote says that we shouldn't be together... [to Spencer] THEN I HATE YOU! AND THE INTERNET! [she angrily takes her purse, opens the door, pushes a small vase on the floor and leaves]
Okay. What was the point of all this? Now she's just gonna be mean and vicious to you guys at school.
Lot of people watch iCarly.
We make sure certain specific people watch.
[suspiciously] You guys are up to something, and [alarmed] I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS! [runs off]
[camera swaps to Lauren's classroom]
AMs. Ackerman
I hope you haven't made any plans for this weekend, 'cause you're all gonna be up to your eyeballs in homework.
AMs. Ackerman
And today you will write 1,000 words on why men are dirty, rotten, stinktaitious, ungrateful, aw-- [she gets interrupted by FBI Agents]
F1FBI Agent 1
Lauren Ackerman?
AMs. Ackerman
Yes? Who are you, people?
F2FBI Agent 2
You're under arrest. [he grabs her hands to handcuff her]
AMs. Ackerman
Arrest? For what?
F1FBI Agent 1
For 500 counts of illegally downloading music on the internet.
[the iCarly gang smiles]
AMs. Ackerman
Well, you have no proof!
F1FBI Agent 1
Yes, we do. Ma'am? [Carly throws the pear pod to him, and he shows it to her teacher] I believe all the proof we need is on this pear pod.
F2FBI Agent 2
And you admitted it last night on those kids' web show.
F1FBI Agent 1
Which we recorded.
AMs. Ackerman
You set me up!
[the FBI agents take her away and the class cheers while the iCarly gang high fives each other]
Yeah, we should probably tell principal Franklin that our teacher's been arrested.
Or we could go ice skating! [the class cheers and pack up as they go outside their classroom]
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