Now, I want you all to write a 10-page essay on the Louisiana purchase.
Um, we haven't even gotten to that chapter yet.
Too bad! Sometimes, things happen you're not prepared for!
But how are we suppose to write an essay on something you haven't taught us about yet?
I don't need your sass, Carly Shay.
Sass? Look, it's not fair to make us write 10 pages --
Let's make it 15 pages, yeah, that's right! Ow... I'm gonna go get some aspirin. Start reading chapter whatever. [leaves]
I'm not sassy!
Her boyfriend must have dumped her hard.
No kidding. The lady is losing it.
Sometimes I'm bold, but I'm never sassy!
Freddie, why aren't you reading chapter whatever?
Oh, um, 'cause I dropped my textbook in the bathtub last night.
Of course. You men are all the same. You lose interest in your textbook and then you just dump it in your filthy bath water!
Ms. Ackerman, you don't need to yell at Freddie in front of the whole class.
Oh, look! More back talk from the sass master!
I am NOT the sass master! And it's wrong for you to be mean to Freddie just 'cause your boyfriend broke up with you!
Wow, Carls. Maybe you are the sass master.
Now you go straight to the principal's office!
What?
You heard me!
But--
GO!
Why do I--
NOW!
Miss--
GET OUT!!!
Oh...
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