And if the vote says that we shouldn't be together... [to Spencer] THEN I HATE YOU! AND THE INTERNET! [she angrily takes her purse, opens the door, pushes a small vase on the floor and leaves]
Okay. What was the point of all this? Now she's just gonna be mean and vicious to you guys at school.
I don't know.
Lot of people watch iCarly.
And sometimes...
We make sure certain specific people watch.
Yes. Yes, we do.
[suspiciously] You guys are up to something, and [alarmed] I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS! [runs off]
[camera swaps to Lauren's classroom]
I hope you haven't made any plans for this weekend, 'cause you're all gonna be up to your eyeballs in homework.
[whispering] When?
[whispering] Soon.
And today you will write 1,000 words on why men are dirty, rotten, stinktaitious, ungrateful, aw-- [she gets interrupted by FBI Agents]
Lauren Ackerman?
Yes? Who are you, people?
FBI.
You're under arrest. [he grabs her hands to handcuff her]
Arrest? For what?
For 500 counts of illegally downloading music on the internet.
[the iCarly gang smiles]
Well, you have no proof!
Yes, we do. Ma'am? [Carly throws the pear pod to him, and he shows it to her teacher] I believe all the proof we need is on this pear pod.
And you admitted it last night on those kids' web show.
Which we recorded.
You set me up!
That's a lie!
No, we set her up.
Oh, yeah.
[the FBI agents take her away and the class cheers while the iCarly gang high fives each other]
So, now what do we do?
Yeah, we should probably tell principal Franklin that our teacher's been arrested.
Or we could go ice skating! [the class cheers and pack up as they go outside their classroom]
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