Mr. Chambers quotes from iCarly

Spencer

Quit that!

Chuck

What if I don't?!

Hey, hey! What's going on?

Spencer

Is he your son?

Yeah.

Spencer

Well, he's been playing a racquetball in here even though I keep telling him to knock it off.

That's it. You're grounded.

Spencer

Yeah! [Chuck angrily climbs up on the counter and attacks him until Mr. Chambers pulls him away] Get him off me!

Chuck

[threateningly] I'LL GET YOU!

Spencer

Have fun (being) locked in your room!

Hello? Chuck? Are you down there? [he enters the basement] There you are.

Chuck

Hi, daddy.

Spencer

AAH! Ah, thank god you're here! Your son, he trapped me and kept me locked in here for the past two days!

Chuck

Did not!

Spencer

You did too! [to Mr. Chambers] And he squirted me with fluids!

Is that true?

Chuck

No.

[sternly] Chuck.

Chuck

Yeah...

Spencer

[straightforward] YEAH!

Okay, that's it. You're grounded.

Chuck

DAD!

No arguments! You come with me right now.

Spencer

(laughs triumphantly) Who's grounded now, Chucky? Whoops, you are!

Carly, I just wanna let you know that we're not gonna continue with the tutoring. Chuck failed his math test.

Carly

[faking sadness] Oh, no...

It's not your fault. He made up some fake number called derf.

Carly

[faking confusion] Derf?

Chuck

I learned it from you!

Okay, that does it, Chuck. If you're gonna blame Carly for your failure, I'm gonna ground you for three weeks.

Chuck

DAD!

Spencer

Mr. Chambers, you know, I also had trouble with math when I was a boy. So my dad sent me to math camp for the whole summer.

Chuck

Math camp?

Carly

Math camp?

Spencer

Yes. Here's a brochure. [hands him a brochure]

Ooh! Camp Addemup! This looks perfect.

Spencer

Enjoy your summer, Chuck!

Carly

Yeah... Chuck.

Let's go, son.

Spencer

That was fun. I'm gonna go take a victory bath.

Carly

Shave your toes.

Spencer

No!